Bulă în mașină. La un moment îl depășește o găină. Apasă pe accelerator, n-o ajunge. După câțiva km ajunge la o fermă și-l întreabă pe țăran:
– Ce fel de găini sunt acestea? Prima dată văd să fugă așa de repede o găină.
– Ce fel de găini sunt acestea? Prima dată văd să fugă așa de repede o găină.
Da, e nouă specie, pentru carne.
– Și-i gustoasă carnea?
– Nu se știe, nu le putem prinde.
4 copii, la școală, discutau de serviciul taților lor.
– Andrei ce-i tatăl tău?
– Gropar.
– Nu se zice gropar, ci FUNCȚIONAR LA POMPELE FUNEBRE!
– George ce-i tatăl tău?
– Gunoier.
– Nu se zice gunoier, ci ASOCIAT LA SALUBRITATE!
– Bulă ce-i taică-tu?
DJ la Mistik Club!
– Adică? (zic toți în cor)
– CLOPOTAR LA BISERICĂ
Un preot tânăr se trezeste de dimineaţă, se îmbrăcă, se spălă şi se îndreptă spre sala de mese. Pe drum, două călugăriţe îl salutară şi, pe urmă, îi spuseră discret:
– Părinte, v-aţi sculat azi-dimineaţă pe partea greşită a patului.
Preotul se miră dar îşi continuă drumul. După alţi câţiva paşi se întâlni cu un coleg.
– Să ştii că te-ai dat jos din pat azi-dimineaţă pe partea greşită!
Preotul se miră şi îşi continuă drumul. În sala de mese s-a întâlnit cu Episcopul, care se uita lung la el.
– Parinte Mihaila de ce porti papucii maicutei Maria?
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