O batranica traia departe de biserica si pentru a ajunge acolo trebuia sa mearga cu trenul.Singura ei alinare era un papagal.

O batranica traia departe de biserica si pentru a ajunge acolo trebuia sa mearga cu trenul.Singura ei alinare era un papagal.Cand veni Duminica si trebui sa mearga la biserica isi lua si papagalul pe care il lasa in grija conductorului din tren cu specificatia sa nu ii vorbeasca deoarece invata orice cuvant foarte repede in special cuvinte porcoase.Zis si facut.
Pe drum conductorul observa din locomotiva ca afara ploua si il scapa gura:
-Ce pula mea ba,ploua de zor!
Papagalul inregistreaza.
Mai tarziu conductorul scoate capul pe geamul locomotivei si cat pe aici sa fie lovit de un stalp.Iarasi conductorul are cateva afirmatii mai neortodoxe:
-Beleam pula daca nu feream capu’!
Peste cateva minute din locomotiva conductorul observa un taran care impingea de o vaca impomolita in noroi pentru ao urni din loc.Conductorul stri in gura mare:
-Fute-o ba ca sa se scoale!
De fiecare data papagalul inregistra fiecare cuvant.
Batranica ajunsa la biserica isi ia papagalul si intra la slujba.Deodata parintele incepe sa arunce cu busuioc si apa sfintita peste enoriasi la care papagalul stropit si el exclameaza:
-Ce pula mea ba,aici ploua de zor!
Batranica lesina, parintele garmada peste ea pentru a o face sa isi revina, cand papagalul incepe sa strige:
-Fute-o ba ca sa se scoale!
Parintele cand aude aceste vorbe arunca cu cadelnita dupa papagal la care papagalul in culmea disperarii:
-Beleam pula daca nu ferream capu’!

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