De ce ai lipsit ieri de la școală, Bulă?
– A murit bunicul.
– De ce minți? Eu l-am văzut azi, în drum spre școală, stătea pe balcon.
– Nu mint, doamna învățătoare, l-a sprijinit tata acolo pentru că azi vine pensia.
Bula intr-o zi ii spune mamei sale:
– Mama, ieri, dupa ce ai plecat, a venit o blonda buna acasa si tata a dus-o in camera si …
– Shhhh! Sa spui asta cand e taica-tu de fata.
Trece ceva vreme si vine tatal sau acasa:
– Bula, nu ai ceva sa ii zici lu mama?
– Mama, ieri, dupa ce ai plecat, a venit o blonda buna acasa si tata a dus-o in camera si a trantit-o jos cum te-a trantit pe tine postasul!
Se duce Bula la taica sau:
– Tata pe mine cine m-a adus?
– Barza, Bula.
Se duce la maica sa:
– Mama, pe mine cine m-a adus?
– Barza, Bula…
Se duce si la sora-sa:
– Fa, eu de unde vin?
– Te-a adus barza!
– Cum? Si in casa asta nu face nimeni dragoste?
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