Trei tipi mor si ajung la poarta Raiului. Sf Petru ii intreaba:
– De cate ori v-ati inselat nevestele?
– Eu niciodata in 30 de ani de casnicie, raspunde primul.
– Foarte bine, uite ai aici un Mercedes sa te plimbi in Rai.
– Eu o singura data in 40 de ani de casnicie, spune al doilea.
– Nu e chiar atat de grav, se iarta. Uite un Hyundai sa mergi cu el prin rai.
– Eu de vreo 10 ori in 20 ani de casnicie, raspunde ultimul.
– Aoleu, ce rau ai fost. Insa pentru ca ai fost cinstit, uite un Logan sa mergi cu el prin Rai.
Dupa cativa ani se intalnesc cel cu Loganul si cel cu Mercedesul la un stop. Cel cu Mercedes plangea.
– De ce plangi omule? Ce s-a intamplat?
– Uite, a murit nevasta-mea ieri…
– Asa, si?
– Si am vazut-o azi prin Rai pe role…
CITEȘTE ȘI URMATORUL BANC ⏬
Sotia ii spune sotului:
– Am avut un vis ciudat, dar asa de placut: un negru era sus pe dulap si ne facea vant cu un evantai mare. Asa de bine era, ca am avut placere maximaSotul, cand aude, pleaca de acasa si cauta prin oras un negru solid, ii da 100 lei ca sa-l ia acasa si-l urca pe dulapul din dormitorul lor.Seara, cei doi incep sa se desfete in placere, iar negrul le facea vant cu evantaiul…
Din pacate, femeia nu ajunge la orgasm…la un moment dat ii spune sotului sa faca schimb cu negrul, si sa ia el evantaiul…se da negrul jos de pe dulap si incepe sa presteze…in cateva clipe, femeia incepe sa urle de placere orgasmica…Atunci, sotul se da si el jos de pe dulap si-i spune negrului:
– Ai vazut, tampitule, cum trebuie sa misti evantaiul?…
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