{"id":995,"date":"2024-05-27T14:29:01","date_gmt":"2024-05-27T14:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=995"},"modified":"2024-05-27T14:29:01","modified_gmt":"2024-05-27T14:29:01","slug":"domnule-doctor-sotul-meu-si-sotia-dumneavoastra-ne-inseala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=995","title":{"rendered":"Domnule doctor, so\u0163ul meu \u015fi so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Merge o doamn\u0103 la doctor \u015fi i se confeseaz\u0103:<br>\u2013 Domnule doctor, so\u0163ul meu \u015fi so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103, haide\u0163i s\u0103 ne r\u0103zbun\u0103m \u00een\u015fel\u00e2ndu-i \u015fi noi doi!<br>\u2013 Cum, doamn\u0103?<br>\u2013 Chiar aici s\u0103 facem dragoste!Se pun pe treab\u0103, dup\u0103 care doamna, pl\u0103cut surprins\u0103 propune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Hai s\u0103 ne mai r\u0103zbun\u0103m o dat\u0103!<br>O iau din nou de la cap\u0103t. C\u00e2nd termin\u0103, doamna continu\u0103:<br>\u2013 S\u0103 ne mai r\u0103zbun\u0103m o dat\u0103!C\u00e2nd termin\u0103, doamna d\u0103 s\u0103 spun\u0103 ceva \u00eens\u0103 doctorul o opre\u015fte \u015fi spune:<br>\u2013 Gata doamn\u0103, nu mai am pic de ur\u0103 \u00een mine\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Maaaa, tu vrei s\u0103 te duci la curve, d-aia te aranjezi!<br>\u2013 Nu, iubito, \u00ee\u0163i promit! Te rog \u015fi parfumul s\u0103 mi-l aduci.<br>Pfaaaa, clar te duci la curve la cum te-ai aranjat ! Promi\u0163i c\u0103 nu te duci?<br>\u2013 Iubito! Promit!Se \u00eentoarce b\u0103rbatul beat acas\u0103, pe la 4 diminea\u0163\u0103, \u015fi \u00eei spune so\u0163iei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ai cobit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion \u015fi M\u0103ria noaptea \u00een patIon \u015fi M\u0103ria noaptea \u00een pat. Dormeau. La un moment dat se trezi so\u0163ia.<br>\u2013 B\u0103rbate, avusei un co\u015fmar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce visa\u015fi nevast\u0103?<br>\u2013 B\u0103rbate, visai c\u0103 eram la o expozi\u0163ie de obiecte masculine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015ei cum erau nevast\u0103?<br>\u2013 Cum s\u0103 fie b\u0103rbate! Pai una de-aia de vreo 30 de centimetri era 1000 de euro, una de-aia de vreo 25 de centimetri era 500 de euro, una de-aia de vreo 20 de centimetri 100 de euro \u015fi una c\u0103 a ta era de 10 euro!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merge o doamn\u0103 la doctor \u015fi i se confeseaz\u0103:\u2013 Domnule doctor, so\u0163ul meu \u015fi so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103, haide\u0163i s\u0103 ne r\u0103zbun\u0103m \u00een\u015fel\u00e2ndu-i \u015fi noi doi!\u2013 Cum, doamn\u0103?\u2013 Chiar aici s\u0103 facem dragoste!Se pun pe treab\u0103, dup\u0103 care doamna, pl\u0103cut surprins\u0103 propune: \u2013 Hai s\u0103 ne mai r\u0103zbun\u0103m o dat\u0103!O iau din nou de la &#8230; <a title=\"Domnule doctor, so\u0163ul meu \u015fi so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=995\" aria-label=\"Read more about Domnule doctor, so\u0163ul meu \u015fi so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":997,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}