{"id":992,"date":"2024-05-27T12:44:09","date_gmt":"2024-05-27T12:44:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=992"},"modified":"2024-05-27T12:44:09","modified_gmt":"2024-05-27T12:44:09","slug":"mai-cine-i-caraghioasa-aia-de-femeie-o-cunosti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=992","title":{"rendered":"Mai, cine-i caraghioasa aia de femeie, o cunosti?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Doi tipi la un chef:<br>\u2013 Mai, cine-i caraghioasa aia de femeie, o cunosti?<br>\u2013 O cunosc, raspunde al doilea, e nevasta-mea.<br>\u2013 Vai, scuza-ma, iarta-ma , sper ca nu te-am suparat prea tare, am gresit..<br>\u2013 Stai, mai, linistit, nu tu ai gresit, ci eu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula se intalneste pe strada cu un prieten care il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Bula, am auzit ca ti-a murit soacra. Ce-a avut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ceva bijuterii, un televizor si putine economii\u2026<br>\u2013 Nu asta te-am intrebat. Ce i-a lipsit?<br>\u2013 Pai, masina, o casa sau un apartament proprietate personala\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula, de ce a murit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A fost la noi in vizita, eu i-am spus sa mearga in pivnita sa aduca niste cartofi, sa facem pireu. A cazut pe scari si si-a rupt gatul.<br>\u2013 Ce ghinion! Si ce-ati facut?<br>\u2013 Macaroane cu branza!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula in prima zi de armata\u2026Un plutonier trece prin fata randului de soldati si intreaba:\u2212 Ce-ai fost in viata civila, soldat?!?<br>Unul brutar, altul macelar, altul electrician, fiecare dupa pregatire\u2026Ajunge si la Bula:<br>\u2212 Ce-ai fost in viata civila?!?<br>\u2212 Am fost fericit, sa traiti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TOARELE BANCURI\u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotul vine acasa beat-mut.Sotia striga la el:<br>\u2013 Betivule, porcule, parazitule, mai ai de gand sa bei?El tace. Ea din nou:<br>\u2013 Mai ai de gand sa beeeiii?El iarasi tace.<br>\u2013 Zi, mai ai de gand sa bei?<br>\u2013 No bine, toarna!<br>**Intrebare:<br>\u2013 De ce rochia de mireas\u0103 este alb\u0103?R\u0103spuns:<br>\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 se asorteaz\u0103 cu aragazul, ma\u0219ina de sp\u0103lat \u2026<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi tipi la un chef:\u2013 Mai, cine-i caraghioasa aia de femeie, o cunosti?\u2013 O cunosc, raspunde al doilea, e nevasta-mea.\u2013 Vai, scuza-ma, iarta-ma , sper ca nu te-am suparat prea tare, am gresit..\u2013 Stai, mai, linistit, nu tu ai gresit, ci eu\u2026 CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u23ec Bula se intalneste pe strada cu un prieten &#8230; <a title=\"Mai, cine-i caraghioasa aia de femeie, o cunosti?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=992\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mai, cine-i caraghioasa aia de femeie, o cunosti?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":993,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=992"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/992\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}