{"id":962,"date":"2024-05-26T11:47:16","date_gmt":"2024-05-26T11:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=962"},"modified":"2024-05-26T11:47:16","modified_gmt":"2024-05-26T11:47:16","slug":"doi-soti-faceau-si-intra-copilul-lor-in-camera-ce-faci-tati-o-pedepsesc-pe-mami-cand-termini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=962","title":{"rendered":"Doi soti faceau \u2026si intra copilul lor in camera. Ce faci tati?? O pedepsesc pe mami. Cand termini.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"823\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_6759-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-963\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_6759-1.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_6759-1-262x300.jpeg 262w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La \u015fcoal\u0103, la clasa lui Bul\u0103, ora de zoologie.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mai, Ionel, ia nume\u015fte tu o insect\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ionel: \u2013 Albina!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Invatatoarea:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bul\u0103, ia nume\u015fte \u015fi tu o insect\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i, \u2026 albina!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Asta s-a mai zis o dat\u0103! Ia zi ceva din capul t\u0103u!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103duchele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un t\u00e2n\u0103r invit\u0103 \u00een ora\u0219 o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 care este profesoar\u0103 de religie.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><!-- place in the body -->\u00a0<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1619594\">\u00a0<\/div>\u00a0<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\u00a0<\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd se plimbau prin parc, el \u00eei ofer\u0103 o \u021bigar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, merci, ce le-a\u0219 spune dup\u0103 aceea copiilor la \u0219coal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, merci, ce le-a\u0219 spune dup\u0103 aceea copiilor la \u0219coal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 ca s\u0103 o duc\u0103 acas\u0103, iar el, pu\u021bin disperat, o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mergi cu mine la un hotel?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sigur, cu pl\u0103cere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum se poate? Ce o s\u0103 le spui copiilor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce le spun mereu: Nu trebuie s\u0103 bei \u0219i s\u0103 fumezi, ca s\u0103 te sim\u021bi foarte bine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>O familie de tineri merge in vizita la niste prieteni mai in varsta.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><!-- place in the body -->\u00a0<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1619594\">\u00a0<\/div>\u00a0<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\u00a0<\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se aseaza la masa sa manance. Batranul ii zice sotiei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Luceafarul meu, adu felul intai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce termina batranul zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Frumoasa mea, adu felul doi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce termina, batranul ii zice sotiei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iubirea mea, adu desertul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa masa femeile merg la bucatarie iar barbatii raman singuri. Tanarul il intreaba pe batran:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum de reusesti dupa atatia ani sa-i mai spui cuvinte asa frumoase?\u2013 Pe cuvantul meu de onoare daca mai stiu cum o cheama!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La \u015fcoal\u0103, la clasa lui Bul\u0103, ora de zoologie.&nbsp; \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea: \u2013 Mai, Ionel, ia nume\u015fte tu o insect\u0103! Ionel: \u2013 Albina! Invatatoarea:&nbsp; \u2013 Bul\u0103, ia nume\u015fte \u015fi tu o insect\u0103! Bul\u0103:&nbsp; \u2013 P\u0103i, \u2026 albina! \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea:&nbsp; \u2013 Asta s-a mai zis o dat\u0103! Ia zi ceva din capul t\u0103u!&nbsp; Bul\u0103:&nbsp; \u2013 P\u0103duchele! Sunt bancuri si &#8230; <a title=\"Doi soti faceau \u2026si intra copilul lor in camera. Ce faci tati?? O pedepsesc pe mami. Cand termini..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=962\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doi soti faceau \u2026si intra copilul lor in camera. 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