{"id":958,"date":"2024-05-26T09:50:31","date_gmt":"2024-05-26T09:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=958"},"modified":"2024-05-26T09:50:31","modified_gmt":"2024-05-26T09:50:31","slug":"un-om-se-duce-la-doctor-doctore-am-o-problema-mereu-noaptea-fac-pe-mine-in-pat-de-ce-pai-mereu-vad-un-pitic-care-imi-zice-hai-sa-ne-pisam-pai-spuneti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=958","title":{"rendered":"Un om se duce la Doctor ! Doctore am o problema mereu noaptea fac pe mine in pat. De ce? Pai mereu vad un pitic care imi zice: Hai sa ne pisam..Pai spuneti:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"592\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_5154.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-959\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_5154.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_5154-253x300.jpeg 253w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O blond\u0103 ajunge la Miss World printre primele trei locuri. La \u00eentrebarea de departajare prime\u015fte urm\u0103torul enun\u0163:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Numi\u0163i 3 piese de William Shakespeare.<br>La care blonda spune:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>10 cm, 15 cm, 20 cm.<br>Prezentatorul concursului derutat \u00eei spune:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Acestea nu sunt nume de piese de teatru, ci m\u0103rimi.<br>Blonda foarte destins\u0103 \u00eel l\u0103mure\u015fte:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>10 la mine \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201eMult zgomot pentru nimic\u201d, 15 \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201eCum v\u0103 place\u201d, iar 20 \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201eVisul unei nop\u0163i de var\u0103\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><!-- place in the body -->\u00a0<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1619594\">\u00a0<\/div>\u00a0<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\u00a0<\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><span style=\"color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Roboto, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; white-space-collapse: collapse;\">&nbsp;O blond\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103 Ferrari. Dup\u0103 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00eeni i se stric\u0103 cutia de viteze \u015fi o trimite la reprezentan\u0163i. \u00cei repar\u0103 italienii ma\u015fina, i-o trimit \u00eenapoi, dup\u0103 alte 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00eeni iar i se stric\u0103 cutia de viteze. Italienii \u00eei repar\u0103 cutia din nou, \u015fi trimit un reprezentat s\u0103 mearg\u0103 cu blonda s\u0103 vad\u0103 de ce se tot stric\u0103 cutia. Merge blonda pe autostrad\u0103: 1-a, 2-a, 3-a\u20266-a\u2026 350km\/h \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe reprezentant:<\/span><ul style=\"margin: 1.5em 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 1.25em; list-style-type: disc; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Roboto, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; white-space-collapse: collapse;\"><li style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\">Ce spui? E\u015fti speriat?La care reprezentantul:<\/li><li style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\">Nu sunt speriat deloc, \u015ftiu c\u0103 ma\u015fina poate.La care blonda:<\/li><li style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\">Stai s\u0103 vezi c\u00eend bag \u201eR\u201d de la Rachet\u0103.<\/li><\/ul><div style=\"box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Roboto, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; white-space-collapse: collapse; float: none; margin: 10px 0px; text-align: center; height: auto !important;\"><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3844208720654869\" data-ad-slot=\"2626091939\" data-ad-format=\"auto\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\" data-adsbygoogle-status=\"done\" data-ad-status=\"filled\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; text-decoration-line: none; display: block; height: 280px;\"><div id=\"aswift_6_host\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; border: none; height: 280px; width: 776px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; visibility: visible; background-color: transparent; display: inline-block; overflow: visible;\"><\/div><\/ins><\/div><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O blond\u0103 ajunge la Miss World printre primele trei locuri. 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