{"id":948,"date":"2024-05-25T21:11:09","date_gmt":"2024-05-25T21:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=948"},"modified":"2024-05-25T21:11:09","modified_gmt":"2024-05-25T21:11:09","slug":"bancul-zilei-spune-povestea-lui-ion-care-a-ajuns-la-paris-si-isi-anunta-tatal-ca-se-va-insura-cu-vasile-la-auzul-acestei-vesti-parintele-ii-da-un-raspuns-total-neasteptat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=948","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei spune povestea lui Ion care a ajuns la Paris si \u00ee\u0219i anun\u021b\u0103 tat\u0103l c\u0103 se va \u00eensura cu Vasile. La auzul acestei ve\u0219ti, p\u0103rintele \u00eei d\u0103 un r\u0103spuns total nea\u0219teptat!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Bancul zilei! R\u00e2zi cu lacrimi<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Red\u0103m \u201ediscu\u021bia\u201d dintre Ion \u0219i tat\u0103l s\u0103u:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>\u201eIon, de la Paris, \u00eel sun\u0103 pe tat-su`de la Corbasca:&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>-Tat\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi dau o veste bun\u0103. M\u0103 \u00eensor!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>-Bravo, dragu` tati, cu cine?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>-Cu Vasile!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>-Fiuleee, m\u0103 \u00een\u021beap\u0103 inima, te sun c\u00e2nd \u00eemi revin.&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile, Ion sun\u0103 iar acas\u0103.&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>-Tat\u0103, ce faci, vii la nunt\u0103?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>-Auzi, fiule, poate c\u0103 vin, dar zi-mi \u0219i mie, ca m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 lumea \u00een sat \u2026 sunt socru mare sau socru mic?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Banc. Alinu\u021ba merge cu p\u0103rin\u021bii ei la plaja de nudi\u0219ti din Costine\u0219ti \u0219i are o conversa\u021bie absolut hilar\u0103 cu mama ei! Spor la r\u00e2s!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alinu\u021ba merge cu p\u0103rin\u021bii ei la plaja de nudi\u0219ti din Costine\u0219ti. Tot plimb\u00e2ndu-se ea, observ\u0103 c\u0103 to\u0163i domnii au chestia mai mare dec\u00e2t tat\u0103l ei. Merge la mama \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><!-- place in the body -->\n <div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1619594\">\n <\/div>\n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mami, de ce to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii au chestia aia mai mare dec\u00e2t tati?<br>\u2013 Draga mea, cu c\u00e2t e mai mare, cu at\u00e2t e mai prost b\u0103rbatul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai merge Alinu\u021ba s\u0103 se joace \u015fi observ\u0103 c\u0103 toate doamnele au s\u00e2ni mai mari dec\u00e2t mama ei. Merge la mama \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Mami, de ce toate doamnele au s\u00e2nii mai mari ca tine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Draga mea, cu c\u00e2t sunt mai mari s\u00e2nii, cu at\u00e2t e mai proast\u0103 doamna.<br>Mai merge feti\u0163a la plimbare, \u00eel vede pe tat\u0103l ei vorbind cu o doamn\u0103, se \u00eentoarce la mama ei \u015fi \u00eei spune:<br>\u2013 Mami, mami, tati vorbe\u015fte cu cea mai proast\u0103 doamn\u0103 din bazin! \u015ei cu c\u00e2t vorbe\u015fte mai mult cu ea, cu at\u00e2t devine \u015fi el mai prost!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bancul zilei! R\u00e2zi cu lacrimi Red\u0103m \u201ediscu\u021bia\u201d dintre Ion \u0219i tat\u0103l s\u0103u: \u201eIon, de la Paris, \u00eel sun\u0103 pe tat-su`de la Corbasca:&nbsp; -Tat\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi dau o veste bun\u0103. M\u0103 \u00eensor! -Bravo, dragu` tati, cu cine? -Cu Vasile! -Fiuleee, m\u0103 \u00een\u021beap\u0103 inima, te sun c\u00e2nd \u00eemi revin.&nbsp; Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile, Ion sun\u0103 iar acas\u0103.&nbsp; -Tat\u0103, ce &#8230; <a title=\"Bancul zilei spune povestea lui Ion care a ajuns la Paris si \u00ee\u0219i anun\u021b\u0103 tat\u0103l c\u0103 se va \u00eensura cu Vasile. La auzul acestei ve\u0219ti, p\u0103rintele \u00eei d\u0103 un r\u0103spuns total nea\u0219teptat!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=948\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bancul zilei spune povestea lui Ion care a ajuns la Paris si \u00ee\u0219i anun\u021b\u0103 tat\u0103l c\u0103 se va \u00eensura cu Vasile. 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