Un b\u0103rbat c\u0103s\u0103torit, refuzat \u00een repetate r\u00e2nduri de so\u0163ia sa, se hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fte s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la bordel. Se duce, intr\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru \u015fi se fac dou\u0103 u\u015fi.
Pe una scrie c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i, pe alta scrie nec\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i. S\u0103 g\u00e2nde\u015fte s\u0103-\u015fi dea jos verigheta, dar, om cinstit, intr\u0103 la c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i.
Acolo, alte dou\u0103 u\u015fi: pe una scrie cu chestie mic\u0103, pe alta, cu chestie mare. Ne\u015ftiind care-s preten\u0163iile acolo, om modest, deschide u\u015fa la, cu chestie mica.Din nou, dou\u0103 u\u015fi: pe una scrie cu bani mul\u0163i, pe alta, cu bani pu\u0163ini.
Modest, intr\u0103 la cu bani pu\u0163ini \u015fi se treze\u015fte direct \u00een strad\u0103, unde un automat \u00eei ofer\u0103 un bile\u0163el pe care scria:Bani nu ai, c\u0103s\u0103torit e\u015fti, sul\u0103 mic\u0103 ai, ce naiba mai cau\u0163i la femei!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TI SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un t\u00e2n\u0103r se plimba ner\u0103bd\u0103tor \u00een fa\u0163a unui magazin de haine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La un moment dat, se apropie de o t\u00e2n\u0103ra foarte atr\u0103g\u0103toare \u015fi-ispune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 V-ar deranja s\u0103 vorbi\u0163i cu mine c\u00e2teva momente?
\u2013 De ce?, \u00eentreb\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103ra, suspicioas\u0103.
\u2013 So\u0163ia mea a intrat \u00een magazin de foarte mult timp, dar, dac\u0103 m ar vedea discut\u00e2nd cu dumneavoastr\u0103, sunt sigur ca ar ie\u015fi.
<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un b\u0103rbat c\u0103s\u0103torit, refuzat \u00een repetate r\u00e2nduri de so\u0163ia sa, se hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fte s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la bordel. Se duce, intr\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru \u015fi se fac dou\u0103 u\u015fi.Pe una scrie c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i, pe alta scrie nec\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i. S\u0103 g\u00e2nde\u015fte s\u0103-\u015fi dea jos verigheta, dar, om cinstit, intr\u0103 la c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i.Acolo, alte dou\u0103 u\u015fi: pe una scrie cu chestie mic\u0103, pe alta, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":945,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/945"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}