{"id":939,"date":"2024-05-25T16:27:52","date_gmt":"2024-05-25T16:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=939"},"modified":"2024-05-25T16:27:52","modified_gmt":"2024-05-25T16:27:52","slug":"maria-catre-ion-lasa-ca-stiu-eu-ca-ma-inseli-cu-unguroaica-aia-din-szekelyion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=939","title":{"rendered":"Maria catre Ion : Lasa ca stiu eu ca ma inseli cu unguroaica aia din ..Szekely\u2026Ion:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"559\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_7197.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-941\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_7197.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_7197-268x300.jpeg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O ambulan\u021b\u0103 gone\u0219te pe str\u0103zi \u0219i, la o intersec\u021bie r\u0103stoarn\u0103 \u0219i accidenteaz\u0103 un pieton.<br>Soferul coboar\u0103 imediat, ridic\u0103 victima, o instaleaz\u0103 pe targ\u0103 \u0219i continu\u0103 drumul spre spital.<br>La un moment dat, se intoarce z\u00e2mbind spre accidentat \u0219i ii spune:<br>\u2013 Ce noroc formidabil a\u021bi avut c\u0103 treceam pe aici!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surprins la amant\u0103, Ion sare disperat de la etajul zece. Aflat \u00een c\u0103dere liber\u0103, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu puteam eu s\u0103 stau acas\u0103 cu nevasta\u2026 s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc un gr\u0103tar\u2026s\u0103 beau un \u015fpri\u0163\u2026 \u015fi, cine \u015ftie, poate s\u0103 fac \u015fi amor\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cade cu noroc pe o prelat\u0103 de la terasa blocului \u015fi, \u00eembr\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u015fi izmenele, cuget\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O ambulan\u021b\u0103 gone\u0219te pe str\u0103zi \u0219i, la o intersec\u021bie r\u0103stoarn\u0103 \u0219i accidenteaz\u0103 un pieton.Soferul coboar\u0103 imediat, ridic\u0103 victima, o instaleaz\u0103 pe targ\u0103 \u0219i continu\u0103 drumul spre spital.La un moment dat, se intoarce z\u00e2mbind spre accidentat \u0219i ii spune:\u2013 Ce noroc formidabil a\u021bi avut c\u0103 treceam pe aici! Surprins la amant\u0103, Ion sare disperat de la &#8230; <a title=\"Maria catre Ion : Lasa ca stiu eu ca ma inseli cu unguroaica aia din ..Szekely\u2026Ion:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=939\" aria-label=\"Read more about Maria catre Ion : Lasa ca stiu eu ca ma inseli cu unguroaica aia din ..Szekely\u2026Ion:\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":942,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}