{"id":935,"date":"2024-05-25T16:16:12","date_gmt":"2024-05-25T16:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=935"},"modified":"2025-12-04T07:45:15","modified_gmt":"2025-12-04T07:45:15","slug":"un-cetatean-beat-se-duce-la-politist-si-ii-spune-sefu-vreau-sa-ti-spun-un-banc-destept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=935","title":{"rendered":"Bul\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. La un moment \u00eel dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te o g\u0103in\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"564\" data-id=\"6602\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_0366.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6602\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_0366.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_0366-300x277.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>       <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=958\">CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Bul\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. La un moment \u00eel dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te o g\u0103in\u0103. Apas\u0103 pe accelerator, n-o ajunge. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2\u021biva km ajunge la o ferm\u0103 \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe \u021b\u0103ran:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><!-- place in the body --><br>\u2013 Ce fel de g\u0103ini sunt acestea? Prima dat\u0103 v\u0103d s\u0103 fug\u0103 a\u0219a de repede o g\u0103in\u0103.<br><br>\u2013 Ce fel de g\u0103ini sunt acestea? Prima dat\u0103 v\u0103d s\u0103 fug\u0103 a\u0219a de repede o g\u0103in\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, e nou\u0103 specie, pentru carne.<br>\u2013 \u0218i-i gustoas\u0103 carnea?<br>\u2013 Nu se \u0219tie, nu le putem prinde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4 copii, la \u0219coal\u0103, discutau de serviciul ta\u021bilor lor.<br>\u2013 Andrei ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<br>\u2013 Gropar.<br>\u2013 Nu se zice gropar, ci FUNC\u021aIONAR LA POMPELE FUNEBRE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 George ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<br>\u2013 Gunoier.<br>\u2013 Nu se zice gunoier, ci ASOCIAT LA SALUBRITATE!<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103 ce-i taic\u0103-tu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>DJ la Mistik Club!<br>\u2013 Adic\u0103? (zic to\u021bi \u00een cor)<br>\u2013 CLOPOTAR LA BISERIC\u0102<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>          <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=958\">CITESTE SI UNUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un preot t\u00e2n\u0103r se trezeste de diminea\u0163\u0103, se \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103, se sp\u0103l\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eendrept\u0103 spre sala de mese. Pe drum, dou\u0103 c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163e \u00eel salutar\u0103 \u015fi, pe urm\u0103, \u00eei spuser\u0103 discret:<br>\u2013 P\u0103rinte, v-a\u0163i sculat azi-diminea\u0163\u0103 pe partea gre\u015fit\u0103 a patului.<br>Preotul se mir\u0103 dar \u00ee\u015fi continu\u0103 drumul. Dup\u0103 al\u0163i c\u00e2\u0163iva pa\u015fi se \u00eent\u00e2lni cu un coleg.<br>\u2013 S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 te-ai dat jos din pat azi-diminea\u0163\u0103 pe partea gre\u015fit\u0103!<br>Preotul se mir\u0103 \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi continu\u0103 drumul. \u00cen sala de mese s-a \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu Episcopul, care se uita lung la el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Parinte Mihaila de ce porti papucii maicutei Maria?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><!-- place in the body -->\n\u00a0<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1619594\">\n\u00a0<\/div>\n\u00a0<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\n\u00a0<\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Bul\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. La un moment \u00eel dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te o g\u0103in\u0103. Apas\u0103 pe accelerator, n-o ajunge. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2\u021biva km ajunge la o ferm\u0103 \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe \u021b\u0103ran: \u2013 Ce fel de g\u0103ini sunt acestea? Prima dat\u0103 v\u0103d s\u0103 fug\u0103 a\u0219a de repede o g\u0103in\u0103. \u2013 Ce fel de g\u0103ini sunt acestea? &#8230; <a title=\"Bul\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. La un moment \u00eel dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te o g\u0103in\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=935\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bul\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. 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