{"id":920,"date":"2024-05-25T10:27:56","date_gmt":"2024-05-25T10:27:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=920"},"modified":"2024-05-25T10:27:56","modified_gmt":"2024-05-25T10:27:56","slug":"doua-femei-una-cu-un-baietel-cealalta-cu-o-fetita-nimeresc-in-acelasi-compartiment-in-drum-spre-mare-la-un-moment-dat-ferita-stranuta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=920","title":{"rendered":"Doua femei una cu un baietel cealalta cu o fetita, nimeresc in acelasi compartiment in drum spre mare. La un moment dat ferita stranuta:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_5300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-921\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_5300.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_5300-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>De ce ai lipsit ieri de la \u0219coal\u0103, Bul\u0103?<br>\u2013 A murit bunicul.<br>\u2013 De ce min\u021bi? Eu l-am v\u0103zut azi, \u00een drum spre \u0219coal\u0103, st\u0103tea pe balcon.<br>\u2013 Nu mint, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, l-a sprijinit tata acolo pentru c\u0103 azi vine pensia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula intr-o zi ii spune mamei sale:<br>\u2013 Mama, ieri, dupa ce ai plecat, a venit o blonda buna acasa si tata a dus-o in camera si \u2026<br>\u2013 Shhhh! Sa spui asta cand e taica-tu de fata.<br>Trece ceva vreme si vine tatal sau acasa:<br>\u2013 Bula, nu ai ceva sa ii zici lu mama?<br>\u2013 Mama, ieri, dupa ce ai plecat, a venit o blonda buna acasa si tata a dus-o in camera si a trantit-o jos cum te-a trantit pe tine postasul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce Bula la taica sau:<br>\u2013 Tata pe mine cine m-a adus?<br>\u2013 Barza, Bula.<br>Se duce la maica sa:<br>\u2013 Mama, pe mine cine m-a adus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Barza, Bula\u2026<br>Se duce si la sora-sa:<br>\u2013 Fa, eu de unde vin?<br>\u2013 Te-a adus barza!<br>\u2013 Cum? Si in casa asta nu face nimeni dragoste?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De ce ai lipsit ieri de la \u0219coal\u0103, Bul\u0103?\u2013 A murit bunicul.\u2013 De ce min\u021bi? Eu l-am v\u0103zut azi, \u00een drum spre \u0219coal\u0103, st\u0103tea pe balcon.\u2013 Nu mint, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, l-a sprijinit tata acolo pentru c\u0103 azi vine pensia. Bula intr-o zi ii spune mamei sale:\u2013 Mama, ieri, dupa ce ai plecat, a venit o &#8230; <a title=\"Doua femei una cu un baietel cealalta cu o fetita, nimeresc in acelasi compartiment in drum spre mare. La un moment dat ferita stranuta:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=920\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doua femei una cu un baietel cealalta cu o fetita, nimeresc in acelasi compartiment in drum spre mare. La un moment dat ferita stranuta:\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":922,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/920","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/920\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}