{"id":911,"date":"2024-05-25T08:04:24","date_gmt":"2024-05-25T08:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=911"},"modified":"2024-05-25T08:04:24","modified_gmt":"2024-05-25T08:04:24","slug":"un-baietel-privea-atent-la-un-preot-care-si-repara-gardul-de-la-gradina-de-ce-ma-privesti-asa-de-atent-fiule-vreau-sa-aflu-ce-zice-un-preot-cand-isi-da","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=911","title":{"rendered":"Un baietel privea atent la un preot care-si repara gardul de la gradina. De ce ma privesti asa de atent fiule? Vreau sa aflu ce zice un preot cand isi da.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"637\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_0376-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-913\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_0376-1.jpeg 960w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_0376-1-300x199.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_0376-1-768x510.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om de la tara, impreuna cu baiatul sau, viziteaza un magazin universal de la oras.<br>Raman amandoi blocati in fata celor doua ziduri stralucitoare, care se desparteau si apoi se uneau la loc. Baiatul intreaba:<br>\u2013 Tata, ce-i asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tatal, care in viata lui nu vazuse un lift, raspunde:<br>\u2013 Fiule, n-am vazut asa ceva in viata mea, nu stiu ce poate fi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>In timp ce se uitau amandoi, cu ochii iesiti din orbite de uimire, o batrana intr-un carucior cu rotile vine, apasa un buton, cele doua ziduri se deschid, iar batrana intra intr-o mica\u00a0\u00a0camera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Zidurile se inchid, iar cei doi vad niste cerculete mici de lumina, care se aprindeau si se stingeau. Zidurile se deschid din nou si apare o blonda superba de 24 de ani.<br>\u2013 Fiule, du-te repede si cheam-o pe maica-ta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Se \u00eentoarce fata de la \u00eent\u00e2lnire. Conversa\u0163ie cu mama:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum a fost, e frumos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ahhh\u2026 Doamne, e suuuper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Miroase bine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Extraordinar. Un gentleman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cina a fost gustoas\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Foarte gustoas\u0103. Restaurant select.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar\u2026 asta\u2026. A fost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A fost\u2026 e pur \u015fi simplu excep\u0163ional.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine b\u0103iatul de la \u00eent\u00e2lnire. Conversa\u0163ie cu tata: Da?Da.Bravo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un om de la tara, impreuna cu baiatul sau, viziteaza un magazin universal de la oras.Raman amandoi blocati in fata celor doua ziduri stralucitoare, care se desparteau si apoi se uneau la loc. Baiatul intreaba:\u2013 Tata, ce-i asta? Tatal, care in viata lui nu vazuse un lift, raspunde:\u2013 Fiule, n-am vazut asa ceva in viata &#8230; <a title=\"Un baietel privea atent la un preot care-si repara gardul de la gradina. De ce ma privesti asa de atent fiule? 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