{"id":898,"date":"2024-05-24T14:04:28","date_gmt":"2024-05-24T14:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=898"},"modified":"2024-05-24T14:04:28","modified_gmt":"2024-05-24T14:04:28","slug":"la-medic-domnule-doctor-ajutati-ma-am-o-aschie-in-limba-dar-cum-s-a-intamplat-n-o-mi-s-o-varsat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=898","title":{"rendered":"La medic : Domnule doctor ajutati-ma ! Am o aschie in limba..Dar cum s-a intamplat ?N-o mi s-o varsat\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"564\" height=\"705\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_2046-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-899\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_2046-1.jpeg 564w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_2046-1-240x300.jpeg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 564px) 100vw, 564px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotul devenise cam palid, dar spuse:<br>\u2013 Da, motanel, dar la bar au tot felul de gustari delicioase\u2026 Nu stau mult, vin imediat. Promit. Ok?<br>\u2013 Vrei gustari papusel?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Deschise cuptorul si scoase 5 tavi cu diverse gustari aburinde: aripioare de pui, ciuperci, coaste de porc\u2026<br>\u2013 Dar, draga mea\u2026 la bar\u2026 stii, se mai injura, se vorbeste urat\u2026<br>\u2013 Vrei vorbe urate draga?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Auzi, ba, coaie! Bea-ti in p**a mea berea in nenorocita aia de halba inghetata si manca-ti cacatele de gustari, pentru ca esti insurat si nu mergi nicaieri!!! Clar, nenorocitule?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La un spital de nebuni, apare un doctor care vrea sa mai elibereze cativa dintre ei<br>Vine unu\u2019 care tragea un bocanc dupa el.<br>Unul din infirmieri ii spune doctorului ca acesta crede ca trage un caine.<br>Doctoru\u2019 intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce tragi bai, dupa tine?<br>-Un bocanc!!!<br>Doctoru\u2019 pleaca.<br>Nebunu\u2019:<br>-Hai, Grivei, ca l-am pacalit!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sotul devenise cam palid, dar spuse:\u2013 Da, motanel, dar la bar au tot felul de gustari delicioase\u2026 Nu stau mult, vin imediat. Promit. Ok?\u2013 Vrei gustari papusel? Deschise cuptorul si scoase 5 tavi cu diverse gustari aburinde: aripioare de pui, ciuperci, coaste de porc\u2026\u2013 Dar, draga mea\u2026 la bar\u2026 stii, se mai injura, se vorbeste &#8230; <a title=\"La medic : Domnule doctor ajutati-ma ! Am o aschie in limba..Dar cum s-a intamplat ?N-o mi s-o varsat\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=898\" aria-label=\"Read more about La medic : Domnule doctor ajutati-ma ! Am o aschie in limba..Dar cum s-a intamplat ?N-o mi s-o varsat\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":900,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}