{"id":894,"date":"2024-05-24T12:50:32","date_gmt":"2024-05-24T12:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=894"},"modified":"2024-05-24T12:50:32","modified_gmt":"2024-05-24T12:50:32","slug":"tataie-ai-facut-vreodata-prostii-cu-limba-nepoate-cand-eram-eu-tanar-si","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=894","title":{"rendered":"Tataie ai facut vreodata prostii cu limba? Nepoate cand eram eu tanar si \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_0330-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-895\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_0330-1.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_0330-1-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>.<\/strong>Mama aude galagie pe coridor, in toiul noptii.<br>Iese din dormitor si il vede pe Bula cu o umbrela in mana.<br>\u2013 Unde pleci la ora asta?<br>\u2013 La bor.del<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Te-ai tampit?! Mucosule! Treci la culcare imediat.<br>Dupa vre-o jumatate de ora iar aude galagie. Iar Bula.<br>\u2013 Unde pleci iarasi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La bor.del<br>\u2013 Treci imediat in camera ta!<br>\u2013 Bine, atunci sa vedem cum ajunge tata acasa pe ploaia asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi politisti merg pe strada.<br>La un moment dat, langa ei, opreste o masina straina, din care coboara un tip:<br>\u2013 Parle vous francais?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Politistii, nimic\u2026.<br>\u2013 Gavariti pa ruski ?<br>Politistii, nimic\u2026<br>\u2013 Do you speack English?<br>Politistii, nimic\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suparat, strainul se urca in masina si pleaca in viteza\u2026<br>\u2013 Ai vazut, bai, cate limbi stia tipul? intreaba unul<br>\u2013 Si la ce i-a folosit? spune celalalt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>.Mama aude galagie pe coridor, in toiul noptii.Iese din dormitor si il vede pe Bula cu o umbrela in mana.\u2013 Unde pleci la ora asta?\u2013 La bor.del \u2013 Te-ai tampit?! Mucosule! Treci la culcare imediat.Dupa vre-o jumatate de ora iar aude galagie. Iar Bula.\u2013 Unde pleci iarasi? La bor.del\u2013 Treci imediat in camera ta!\u2013 Bine, &#8230; <a title=\"Tataie ai facut vreodata prostii cu limba? Nepoate cand eram eu tanar si \u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=894\" aria-label=\"Read more about Tataie ai facut vreodata prostii cu limba? Nepoate cand eram eu tanar si \u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":896,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}