Un b\u0103rbat gelos sun\u0103 de 50 de ori \u00een timp ce so\u021bia era la dentist. La al 51-lea apel, dentistul ridic\u0103 telefonul \u0219i r\u0103spunde:
\u2013 Am terminat\u2026 acum scuip\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un primar , pe patul de moarte, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u021bia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Spune-mi drag\u0103, acum c\u0103 zilele mi se termin\u0103, de c\u00e2te ori m-ai \u00een\u0219elat \u00een cei 30 de ani de c\u0103s\u0103torie?
Se g\u00e2nde\u0219te femeia \u0219i se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103-i spun\u0103 adev\u0103rul, c\u0103 oricum \u00eel ia Dumnezeu \u0219i s\u0103 moar\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103cat:
\u2013 Drag\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 te-am \u00een\u0219elat\u2026de 3 ori
Calculeaz\u0103 primarul\u2026 de 3 ori \u00een 30 de ani\u2026 acceptabil procentul, nu-i mult, \u0219i-a\u0219a mor\u2026
\u2013 Zi-mi c\u00e2nd a fost prima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd m-ai \u00een\u0219elat?\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi aduci aminte c\u00e2nd erai grav bolnav, doctorii nu mai \u0219tiau ce s\u0103-\u021bi dea, ce s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103\u2026 \u0219i m-am dus eu la doctorul \u0103la docent \u0219i te-a pus pe picioare \u00eentr-un timp scurt?
Ei bine, atunci te-am \u00een\u0219elat prima dat\u0103\u2026Se g\u00e2nde\u0219te primarul \u201cDraga de ea, da\u2019 mi-a salvat via\u021ba\u201d\u2026
Te iert draga mea! \u0218i a 2-a oar\u0103?\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi aduci aminte c\u00e2nd ai r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 servici \u0219i nu te angaja nimeni \u0219i \u021bi se terminase \u0219i \u0219omajul \u0219i te-a chemat odat\u0103 la el directorul X-ulescu \u0219i \u021bi-a dat func\u021bie \u0219i salariu bun de ne-am luat cas\u0103 \u0219i ma\u0219in\u0103? Aia a fost a 2-a oar\u0103\u2026
Se g\u00e2nde\u0219te iar primarul \u201cHmmm\u2026 cu \u0103la\u2026 da\u2019macar am ie\u0219it din rahat la vremea aia\u2026 hai c-o iert\u201d
\u2013 Te iert, drag\u0103\u2026 \u0218i spune-mi-o \u0219i pe ultima, c\u0103 simt c\u0103 nu mai am mult de tr\u0103it\u2026
\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi aduci aminte, zice doamna, c\u00e2nd ai candidat la prim\u0103rie?
\u2013 Da\u2026
\u2013 \u0218i ai intrat \u00een turul 2\u2026
\u2013 Da, drag\u0103, ce emo\u021bii am avut\u2026
\u2013 \u0218i, \u00een turul 2, ca s\u0103 ie\u0219i primar, \u00ee\u021bi mai trebuiau 500 de voturi\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un b\u0103rbat gelos sun\u0103 de 50 de ori \u00een timp ce so\u021bia era la dentist. La al 51-lea apel, dentistul ridic\u0103 telefonul \u0219i r\u0103spunde:\u2013 Am terminat\u2026 acum scuip\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103! Un primar , pe patul de moarte, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u021bia: \u2013 Spune-mi drag\u0103, acum c\u0103 zilele mi se termin\u0103, de c\u00e2te ori m-ai \u00een\u0219elat \u00een … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":888,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}