Nevasta unui preot din B\u0103icoi se duce la Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i se \u00eentoarce cu o rochie nou\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd vede chitan\u0163a de 1.400 de lei, preotul se face foc:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eu pun bani deoparte s\u0103 avem m\u00e2ncare \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163in casa, iar tu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 B\u0103rbate, nu m-am putut ab\u0163ine, tenta\u0163ia era prea mare. Ca \u015fi cum un demon mi-ar fi \u015foptit: \u201eI\u0163i st\u0103 bine! I\u0163i st\u0103 bine!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i \u015fi de ce n-ai zis cum te-am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at eu: \u201e\u00cendep\u0103rteaz\u0103-te, Satan\u0103, de mine!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A\u015fa am zis, dar el a continuat: \u201e\u015ei de la distan\u0163\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 bine!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Iubitule am o veste proasta. Nu stiu cum sa iti spun\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Spune<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Te-am inselat cu seful!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ceee? Poti sa repeti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Repet, stai linistit, dar sapatamana viitoare ca pana atunci e plecat in teritoriu,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Vreau sa ne despartim. Nu ma mai regasesc in aceasta relatie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-OK<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu suferi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Lasa-ma in pace ca am pierdut 10 lei si nu ii mai gasesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vine Mos Craciun la copiii din Somalia \u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Eh, copii mosului , ati fost cuminti ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n -Daaaaa, Mos Craciun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Si, copii mosului, i-ati ascultat pe parinti ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Daaaa, Mos Craciun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Da de mancat ati mancat ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Pai stiti, la noi in Somalia\u2026 e cam greu, e foamete\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cine nu mananca nu primeste cadouri !<\/p>\n\n\n\n Un magazin angajeaza vanzatoare.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n O tanara se prezinta la interviu, iar patronul incepe sa o invete:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Uite, noi aici, daca nu avem un produs in stoc, nu spunem niciodata \u201enu\u201d clientului. Il aburim, il amanam, pana aducem produsul<\/p>\n\n\n\n Zis si facut, timpul trece si fata se perfectioneaza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Intr-o zi, un client intra in magazin si intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Buna ziua, manusi aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Sigur ca da. Dar de care sa fie? De piele? Tricotate? Cu un deget, cu doua cu cinci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 De piele, normale, cu cinci degete, raspunde clientul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Le purtati la palton sau la jacheta? intreaba vanzatoarea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 La palton, ca vine \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Intr-o iarna se duce Ion la Maria si-i zice:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Marie, vezi tu piciorul asta stang al tau?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Il vad ma Ione.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 No sa sti ca-i Craciunul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Bine ma Ione.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Marie, vezi tu piciorul asta drept al tau?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Il vad ma Ioane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Sa sti ca-i Revelionul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Nevasta unui preot din B\u0103icoi se duce la Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i se \u00eentoarce cu o rochie nou\u0103. C\u00e2nd vede chitan\u0163a de 1.400 de lei, preotul se face foc: \u2013 Eu pun bani deoparte s\u0103 avem m\u00e2ncare \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163in casa, iar tu? \u2013 B\u0103rbate, nu m-am putut ab\u0163ine, tenta\u0163ia era prea mare. Ca \u015fi cum un … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":885,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}