O femeie aflat\u0103 \u00een autobuz vorbe\u0219te tare la telefon:
\u2013 \u2026 \u00ee\u021bi \u00eenchipui drag\u0103, intru eu \u00een dormitor, iar acolo el, nesim\u021bitul, se giugiulea cu vecina noastr\u0103! V\u0103z\u00e2nd eu asta, \u00een v\u00e2rful degetelor m-am furi\u0219at la buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i am luat\u2026 ioiii!\u2026 sorry Anco, e oprirea mea, trebuie s\u0103 cobor. Diseara la ora 18 c\u00e2nd ies de la serviciu, \u00ee\u021bi povestesc mai departe..Pa, pa..
18 seara. Aceea\u0219i femeie urc\u0103 \u00een autobuz, iar acolo cam aceia\u0219i pasageri. U\u0219ile se \u00eenchid, iar \u00een ultimul moment, g\u00e2f\u00e2ind, reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 intre \u0219i o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 care abia \u00ee\u0219i tr\u0103gea sufletul :
\u2013 Off.. Nu am \u00eent\u00e2rziat? \u2013 \u0219i uit\u00e2ndu-se la ceas, apoi la femeie, zice:
\u2013 Ce te holbezi a\u0219a la mine? Sun-o pe Anca, e 6!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un pescar trist scotea pe\u0219tii unul dup\u0103 altul, f\u0103r\u0103 momeal\u0103.
Ceilal\u021bi pescari, nervosi foc:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-B\u0103i, prinzi pe\u0219te dup\u0103 pe\u0219te cu c\u00e2rligul gol. De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a nefericit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Zilele trecute am prins pe\u0219ti\u0219orul de aur. Prima dorin\u021b\u0103 a fost s\u0103 prind mult pe\u0219te f\u0103r\u0103 nad\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2rlig. A doua, s\u0103 am bani mul\u021bi \u0219i a treia s\u0103 termin \u00eentotdeauna \u00een acela\u0219i timp cu nevast\u0103-mea!- \u0218i care-i problema?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– De c\u00e2nd am venit la pescuit, mi-am dat drumul de trei ori!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ia \u00ee\u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u0163ul:
-De ce iar\u0103\u015fi ciorapii sunt \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftia\u0163i prin toat\u0103 casa?
-Aceasta este o noua promo\u0163ie: str\u00e2nge 10 perechi \u015fi primesti bani pentru rimel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O femeie aflat\u0103 \u00een autobuz vorbe\u0219te tare la telefon:\u2013 \u2026 \u00ee\u021bi \u00eenchipui drag\u0103, intru eu \u00een dormitor, iar acolo el, nesim\u021bitul, se giugiulea cu vecina noastr\u0103! V\u0103z\u00e2nd eu asta, \u00een v\u00e2rful degetelor m-am furi\u0219at la buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i am luat\u2026 ioiii!\u2026 sorry Anco, e oprirea mea, trebuie s\u0103 cobor. Diseara la ora 18 c\u00e2nd ies de … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":878,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6809,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions\/6809"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}