{"id":867,"date":"2024-05-23T15:35:17","date_gmt":"2024-05-23T15:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=867"},"modified":"2024-05-23T15:35:17","modified_gmt":"2024-05-23T15:35:17","slug":"doua-prietene-stau-de-vorba-la-birou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=867","title":{"rendered":"Dou\u0103 prietene stau de vorb\u0103 la birou."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dou\u0103 prietene stau de vorb\u0103 la birou.<br>&#8211; Nu stiu ce s\u0103 mai fac, s\u0103 scap de durerea asta cumplit\u0103 de g\u00e2t, se pl\u00e2nge una.<br>&#8211; Ah, nici o problem\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i recomand un remediu sigur.<br>Eu, de c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 doare g\u00e2tul, fac sex oral cu so\u0163ul meu \u015fi a doua zi trece ca prin minune.<br>A doua zi, la birou, prietena cea bolnav\u0103 apare foarte z\u00e2mbitoare.<br>&#8211; Ei, cum te mai sim\u0163i? \u00eentreab\u0103 colega.<br>&#8211; Extraordinar! Ai avut dreptate, remediul recomandat de tine func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 perfect. Doar c\u0103 so\u0163ului t\u0103u nu-i venea s\u0103 cred\u0103 c\u0103 a fost ideea ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script> \n <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi prieteni stau de vorb\u0103:<br>&#8211; Cum e, m\u0103, s\u0103 fii \u00eensurat?<br>&#8211; Super tare, m\u0103 simt de parc\u0103 a\u015f fi din nou \u00een liceu.<br>&#8211; Cum adic\u0103?<br>&#8211; Fumez \u00een toalet\u0103, beau pe ascuns\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Leana, proasp\u0103t m\u0103ritat\u0103, st\u0103 de vorb\u0103 cu o prieten\u0103:<br>\u2013 Cu ce se ocup\u0103 b\u0103rbatul t\u0103u, Leano?<br>\u2013 E sticlar, r\u0103spunde ea.<br>\u2013 Aha \u2026 Dar \u00eenc\u0103 mai exist\u0103 meseria asta \u00een zilele noastre?<br>\u2013 Ei a\u015f, cum s\u0103 nu?!<br>&#8211; La noi \u00een sat cel pu\u0163in e cea mai la mod\u0103. Oriunde mergi, dai peste nenoroci\u0163i de be\u0163ivi cu sticla-n m\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script> \n <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dou\u0103 prietene se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc \u015fi stau de vorb\u0103.<br>&#8211; Am auzit c\u0103 te-ai m\u0103ritat. Felicit\u0103ri! Poveste\u015fte-mi cum este? \u00centreab\u0103 prima.<br>&#8211; Foarte frumos, \u00een fiecare sear\u0103 ne plimb\u0103m prin parc, lu\u0103m o barc\u0103 \u015fi mergem p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een mijlocul lacului.<br>&#8211; Vai, ce romantic! \u015ei?<br>&#8211; Din mijlocul lacului el se \u00eentoarce cu barca, iar eu \u00eenot.<br>&#8211; Dar e mare distan\u0163a! Nu \u0163i-e greu?<br>&#8211; Acum nu, c\u0103 m-am obi\u015fnuit! Mai greu este p\u00e2n\u0103 ies din sac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script> \n <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi prieteni stau de vorb\u0103.<br>&#8211; \u00cen ce lun\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 c\u0103s\u0103toresc, octombrie sau noiembrie, \u00eentreab\u0103 primul?<br>&#8211; Noiembrie, evident, r\u0103spunde cel\u0103lalt!<br>&#8211; De ce?<br>&#8211; Mai c\u00e2\u015ftigi o lun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi prieteni discut\u0103:<br>&#8211; Acas\u0103, te rogi inainte de a m\u00e2nca ?<br>&#8211; Nu ! Nevast\u0103-mea \u0219tie s\u0103 g\u0103teasc\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script> \n <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi prieteni discut\u0103:<br>&#8211; Cred c\u0103 so\u021bia mea a murit&#8230;<br>&#8211; De ce crezi asta ?<br>&#8211; In pat este la fel, dar buc\u0103t\u0103ria este foarte dezordonat\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dou\u0103 prietene stau de vorb\u0103 la birou.&#8211; Nu stiu ce s\u0103 mai fac, s\u0103 scap de durerea asta cumplit\u0103 de g\u00e2t, se pl\u00e2nge una.&#8211; Ah, nici o problem\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i recomand un remediu sigur.Eu, de c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 doare g\u00e2tul, fac sex oral cu so\u0163ul meu \u015fi a doua zi trece ca prin minune.A doua zi, &#8230; <a title=\"Dou\u0103 prietene stau de vorb\u0103 la birou.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=867\" aria-label=\"Read more about Dou\u0103 prietene stau de vorb\u0103 la birou.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":868,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=867"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}