La inmormantarea unui barbat stateau una langa alta sotia si amanta. Amanta plangea si sotia o consola:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Las\u0103 ca ma marit iar !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In gradina zoologica, in dreptului custii cu maimute, un copil exclama:
\u2013 Mama, mama, uite, aici sunt programatori!
Mama, contrariata:
\u2013 Dar de ce crezi tu asta?
\u2013 Sunt la fel ca tata: nespalati, parosi si au fundul tabacit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 la spovedanie:
\u2013 P\u0103rinte eu\u2026
\u2013 \u0218tiu, fiica mea, ce ai f\u0103cut, c\u0103 suntem prieteni pe Facebook, am v\u0103zut poze, am citit ce ai scris pe perete\u2026Mi-a fost destul.
\u2013 \u0218i ce trebuie s\u0103 fac ca s\u0103 fiu iertat\u0103, p\u0103rinte?
\u2013 S\u0103 dai like la 10 m\u00e2n\u0103stiri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 zg\u00e2riat tot pe fa\u021b\u0103, pe g\u00e2t, pe m\u00e2ini.
\u2013 Vai de mine, dar ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?
\u2013 Am f\u0103cut hora \u00een jurul bradului!
\u2013 \u0218i de ce e\u0219ti zg\u00e2riat \u00een halul \u0103sta?
\u2013 Eram pu\u021bini\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Copii, spune\u0163i cum aplica\u0163i voi \u00een familie directivele de partid pentru economisirea energiei electrice. Popescu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 La noi acas\u0103, mama pune m\u00e2ncarea afar\u0103 pe balcon \u015fi nu mai folose\u015fte frigiderul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Bravo, Ionescu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Eu c\u00e2nd vin acas\u0103 de la \u015fcoal\u0103, nu mai ies s\u0103 m\u0103 joc, ci \u00eemi fac lec\u0163iile imediat, a\u015fa c\u0103 seara nu mai aprindem lumina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Bravo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u015ei eu, \u015fi eu tovar\u0103\u015fa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Spune, Bul\u0103!\u2013 Noi seara ne uit\u0103m la televizor la programul bulgarilor \u015fi a\u015fa consum\u0103m curentul lor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" La inmormantarea unui barbat stateau una langa alta sotia si amanta. Amanta plangea si sotia o consola: -Las\u0103 ca ma marit iar ! In gradina zoologica, in dreptului custii cu maimute, un copil exclama:\u2013 Mama, mama, uite, aici sunt programatori!Mama, contrariata:\u2013 Dar de ce crezi tu asta?\u2013 Sunt la fel ca tata: nespalati, parosi si … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":862,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=861"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}