{"id":854,"date":"2024-05-23T10:20:48","date_gmt":"2024-05-23T10:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=854"},"modified":"2025-09-30T05:18:01","modified_gmt":"2025-09-30T05:18:01","slug":"soacra-merge-in-vizita-la-nora-ei-si-o-gaseste-pe-pat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=854","title":{"rendered":"Soacra merge in vizita la nora ei si o gaseste pe pat.\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"795\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8124.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5790\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8124.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8124-230x300.jpeg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Soacra merge in vizita la nora ei si o gaseste pe pat.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce faci noro?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il astept pe sotul meu in costumul Evei, ca sa-i fac o surpriza placuta.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce soacra acasa si isi asteapta sotul goala, pe pat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce faci, fa? \u2013 Te-astept in costumul Evei! Nu-ti place?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ba da, dar n-ai putut sa-l netezesti putin?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Top bancuri&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bun\u0103. Am num\u0103rul t\u0103u din telefonul so\u021bului meu,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mihai. C\u00e2nd pot trece \u0219i eu s\u0103 te ui\u021bi la motor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mihai e \u00eensurat? Mi-a zis c\u0103 a divor\u021bat.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Stai a\u0219a, tu nu e\u0219ti \u201eMarian service\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, eu sunt Ana. Tu presupun c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u201eGheorghe sal\u0103\u201d care \u00eel sun\u0103 seara disperat. ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Vrei s\u0103 vii la mine? Nu este nimeni acas\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ok, vin \u00een c\u00e2teva minute.#<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu am ajuns, tu unde e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u021ai-am spus c\u0103 nu e nimeni acas\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc doi manageri:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Te v\u0103d foarte sup\u0103rat.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S-a \u00eentamplat ceva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, so\u0163ia mi-a g\u0103sit o nou\u0103 secretar\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Blond\u0103 sau brunet\u0103?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cheal\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Soacra mea are 89 de ani \u0219i merge Ia gym de trei ori pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, pentru a r\u0103m\u00e2ne flexibil\u0103 \u0219i cu tonus bun. La 70 de ani a deschis o nou\u0103 firm\u0103 \u0219i la 75 s-a rec\u0103s\u0103torit, dup\u0103 ce a fost v\u0103duv\u0103 10 ani.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Face parte dintr-un club de arte care organizeaz\u0103 concerte \u0219i expozi\u021bii, merge frecvent la teatru, la cinema \u0219i evenimente artistice.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Folose\u0219te un iPhone pe care \u00ee\u0219i comand\u0103 Uber \u0219i cu care face poze. \u00centotdeauna vrea s\u0103 \u0219tie ce este nou \u00een \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, ce este \u201ccurrent\u201d Ia moda \u2013 \u00een design, \u00een muzic\u0103, cinema, fashion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i nu vorbe\u0219te de r\u0103u pe nimeni. Probabil v-a\u021bi prins deja c\u0103 este americanc\u0103. La noi, nici cei ce se pensioneaz\u0103 la 45 nu au astfel se activit\u0103\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Soacra merge in vizita la nora ei si o gaseste pe pat.\u00a0 \u2013 Ce faci noro? Il astept pe sotul meu in costumul Evei, ca sa-i fac o surpriza placuta.&nbsp; Se duce soacra acasa si isi asteapta sotul goala, pe pat. \u2013 Ce faci, fa? \u2013 Te-astept in costumul Evei! &#8230; <a title=\"Soacra merge in vizita la nora ei si o gaseste pe pat.\u00a0\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=854\" aria-label=\"Read more about Soacra merge in vizita la nora ei si o gaseste pe pat.\u00a0\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5789,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=854"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5793,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions\/5793"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}