{"id":839,"date":"2024-05-23T05:04:39","date_gmt":"2024-05-23T05:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=839"},"modified":"2025-09-30T11:58:07","modified_gmt":"2025-09-30T11:58:07","slug":"un-barbat-gelos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=839","title":{"rendered":"UN BARBAT GELOS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"575\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8127.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5795\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8127.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8127-300x283.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<br>Un b\u0103rbat gelos sun\u0103 de 50 de ori \u00een timp ce so\u021bia era la dentist. La al 51-lea apel, dentistul ridic\u0103 telefonul \u0219i r\u0103spunde:<br>\u2013 Am terminat\u2026 acum scuip\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un primar , pe patul de moarte, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u021bia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Spune-mi drag\u0103, acum c\u0103 zilele mi se termin\u0103, de c\u00e2te ori m-ai \u00een\u0219elat \u00een cei 30 de ani de c\u0103s\u0103torie?<br>Se g\u00e2nde\u0219te femeia \u0219i se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103-i spun\u0103 adev\u0103rul, c\u0103 oricum \u00eel ia Dumnezeu \u0219i s\u0103 moar\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103cat:<br>\u2013 Drag\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 te-am \u00een\u0219elat\u2026de 3 ori<br>Calculeaz\u0103 primarul\u2026 de 3 ori \u00een 30 de ani\u2026 acceptabil procentul, nu-i mult, \u0219i-a\u0219a mor\u2026<br>\u2013 Zi-mi c\u00e2nd a fost prima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd m-ai \u00een\u0219elat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi aduci aminte c\u00e2nd erai grav bolnav, doctorii nu mai \u0219tiau ce s\u0103-\u021bi dea, ce s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103\u2026 \u0219i m-am dus eu la doctorul \u0103la docent \u0219i te-a pus pe picioare \u00eentr-un timp scurt?<br>Ei bine, atunci te-am \u00een\u0219elat prima dat\u0103\u2026Se g\u00e2nde\u0219te primarul \u201cDraga de ea, da\u2019 mi-a salvat via\u021ba\u201d\u2026<br>Te iert draga mea! \u0218i a 2-a oar\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi aduci aminte c\u00e2nd ai r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 servici \u0219i nu te angaja nimeni \u0219i \u021bi se terminase \u0219i \u0219omajul \u0219i te-a chemat odat\u0103 la el directorul X-ulescu \u0219i \u021bi-a dat func\u021bie \u0219i salariu bun de ne-am luat cas\u0103 \u0219i ma\u0219in\u0103? Aia a fost a 2-a oar\u0103\u2026<br>Se g\u00e2nde\u0219te iar primarul \u201cHmmm\u2026 cu \u0103la\u2026 da\u2019macar am ie\u0219it din rahat la vremea aia\u2026 hai c-o iert\u201d<br>\u2013 Te iert, drag\u0103\u2026 \u0218i spune-mi-o \u0219i pe ultima, c\u0103 simt c\u0103 nu mai am mult de tr\u0103it\u2026<br>\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi aduci aminte, zice doamna, c\u00e2nd ai candidat la prim\u0103rie?<br>\u2013 Da\u2026<br>\u2013 \u0218i ai intrat \u00een turul 2\u2026<br>\u2013 Da, drag\u0103, ce emo\u021bii am avut\u2026<br>\u2013 \u0218i, \u00een turul 2, ca s\u0103 ie\u0219i primar, \u00ee\u021bi mai trebuiau 500 de voturi? Atunci a fost ultima data c\u00e2nd te-am \u00een\u0219elat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0fUn b\u0103rbat gelos sun\u0103 de 50 de ori \u00een timp ce so\u021bia era la dentist. La al 51-lea apel, dentistul ridic\u0103 telefonul \u0219i r\u0103spunde:\u2013 Am terminat\u2026 acum scuip\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103! CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec Un primar , pe patul de moarte, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u021bia: \u2013 Spune-mi drag\u0103, acum c\u0103 zilele &#8230; <a title=\"UN BARBAT GELOS\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=839\" aria-label=\"Read more about UN BARBAT GELOS\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5796,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5797,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839\/revisions\/5797"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}