{"id":830,"date":"2024-05-22T12:44:22","date_gmt":"2024-05-22T12:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=830"},"modified":"2024-05-22T12:44:22","modified_gmt":"2024-05-22T12:44:22","slug":"baiete-dupa-nunta-trebuie-s-o-pui-sa-se-dezbrace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=830","title":{"rendered":"Baiete, dupa nunta trebuie s-o pui sa se dezbrace"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ion urma sa se-nsoare. Taica-sau il ia deoparte si-l instruieste:<br>\u2013 Vezi, baiete, dupa nunta trebuie s-o pui sa se dezbrace, sa dea jos budigaii si o sa vezi tu dupa aia\u2026In fine, vine noaptea nuntii. Ion se rasteste la Maria:<br>\u2013 Dezbraca-te, fa!<br>Maria:<br>\u2013 Aoleu, mi-e rusine.<br>\u2013 Dezbraca-te, ca nu \u0219tiu ce-\u021bi fac!<br>Maria se dezbraca.<br>\u2013 Asa, acu da jos budigaii!<br>\u2013 Vai, vai\u2026Speriata, mireasa da jos budigaii, iar Ion o ia la cercetat pe toate partile:<br>\u2013 Ce naiba, mi-o zis tata ca pe-aici pe undeva trebuie sa fie o gaura\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 noaptea nun\u0163ii, mirele dezam\u0103zit are o prim\u0103 reac\u021bie.<br>\u2013 Din c\u00e2te v\u0103d drag\u0103, eu nu sunt primul\u2026<br>So\u0163ia, \u00een timp ce fuma o \u0163igar\u0103 r\u0103spunde:<br>Din c\u00e2te v\u0103d \u015fi eu, nu vei fi nici ultimul\u2026<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion urma sa se-nsoare. Taica-sau il ia deoparte si-l instruieste:\u2013 Vezi, baiete, dupa nunta trebuie s-o pui sa se dezbrace, sa dea jos budigaii si o sa vezi tu dupa aia\u2026In fine, vine noaptea nuntii. Ion se rasteste la Maria:\u2013 Dezbraca-te, fa!Maria:\u2013 Aoleu, mi-e rusine.\u2013 Dezbraca-te, ca nu \u0219tiu ce-\u021bi fac!Maria se dezbraca.\u2013 Asa, acu &#8230; <a title=\"Baiete, dupa nunta trebuie s-o pui sa se dezbrace\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=830\" aria-label=\"Read more about Baiete, dupa nunta trebuie s-o pui sa se dezbrace\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":831,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}