Bula intra \u00een biroul \u015fefei lui, o plesne\u015fte peste fund \u015fi \u00eei zice:
\u2013 Ce faci, p\u0103pu\u015f\u0103, mai merge una mic\u0103?
\u015eefa, indignat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule Bula, dar cum v\u0103 permite\u0163i?
\u2013 Uite a\u015fa vorbesc eu cu tipele cu care am dormit \u00eempreun\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar c\u00e2nd am dormit noi doi \u00eempreun\u0103, domnule Bul\u0103? replica indignat\u0103 \u015fefa.
\u2013 Ieri, la \u015fedin\u0163a de analiz\u0103 a rezultatelor departamentului<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se duce o blonda la cazino si zice:
\u2013 Vreau sa pariez pe 2 numere, dar ca sa castig trebuie sa ma dezbrac. Toti sunt de acord, se dezbraca si arunca zarurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am castigat, am castigat, incepe sa se bucure ea. Ia banii si pleaca.
La care dealerul zice catre celalalt:
\u2013 Tu ai vazut zarurile pe care le-a aruncat ?
\u2013 Nu, creadeam ca le-ai vazut tu, spuse celalalt dealer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-o gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103 din America <\/strong>, educatoarea le promite copiilor doi euro dac\u0103 vor r\u0103spunde exact la \u00eentrebarea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cine a fost persoana cea mai importanta din istoria omenirii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Se ridica Sean, irlandezul \u015fi zice c\u0103 St. Patrick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Gre\u015fit, urm\u0103torul la r\u00e2nd!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Se ridic\u0103 McQueen, sco\u021bianul, \u015fi zice c\u0103 St. Andrew.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Gre\u015fit, urm\u0103torul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Se ridic\u0103 Shlomo, evreul, \u015fi zice ca Isus Cristos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Educatoarea \u00eei d\u0103 cei doi euro pentru r\u0103spunsul exact \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103 cum se face c\u0103 evreii \u00eel recunosc pe Isus ca cel mai important om din istorie. R\u0103spunsul lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Eu \u015ftiu de fapt c\u0103 cel mai tare din istoria umanit\u0103\u021bii a fost Moise dar BUSINESS IS BUSINESS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Bula intra \u00een biroul \u015fefei lui, o plesne\u015fte peste fund \u015fi \u00eei zice:\u2013 Ce faci, p\u0103pu\u015f\u0103, mai merge una mic\u0103?\u015eefa, indignat\u0103: \u2013 Domnule Bula, dar cum v\u0103 permite\u0163i?\u2013 Uite a\u015fa vorbesc eu cu tipele cu care am dormit \u00eempreun\u0103! \u2013 Dar c\u00e2nd am dormit noi doi \u00eempreun\u0103, domnule Bul\u0103? replica indignat\u0103 \u015fefa.\u2013 Ieri, la \u015fedin\u0163a … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":823,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}