Tata, eu ma marit!
\u2013 Cu cine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Il stii pe Ionel, vecinul nostru. Cu el.
\u2013 Aoleu, draga mea, baiatul asta e vai de capul lui, orfan de parinti, sarac, ratacit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar tata, eu nu caut baieti cu bani..
\u2013 Nu e vorba de asta draga mea, dar pe el si asa l-a batut soarta, tu vrei sa ii pui capac?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ieri m-am dus cu amanta la un hotel \u0219i, la intrare, v\u0103d parcat\u0103 ma\u0219ina socrului meu. Mi-a s\u0103rit tot cheful \u0219i, bine\u00een\u021beles, dac\u0103 m\u0103 vedea aveam probleme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I-am explicat amantei c\u0103 azi este imposibil \u0219i a plecat sup\u0103rat\u0103. De nervi, i-am rupt ambele oglinzi \u0219i am plecat acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A dou\u0103 zi m-am dus s\u0103-l v\u0103d \u0219i s\u0103 r\u00e2d de el c\u0103 nu mai are oglinzi la ma\u0219in\u0103. Era foarte sup\u0103rat \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreb :
\u2013 Ce-i cu \u021bine, te v\u0103d parc\u0103 sup\u0103rat ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum dracu` s\u0103 nu fiu, ieri i-am \u00eemprumutat ma\u0219ina lu` nevast\u0103-ta \u0219i mi-a adus-o \u00eenapoi f\u0103r\u0103 oglinzi \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
St\u0103 o blond\u0103 \u00een birou, l\u00e2ng\u0103 aparatul de tocat foi<\/strong>, cu o map\u0103 de documente \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i nu \u0219tie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Pe al\u0103turi trece un tip <\/strong>\u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 S\u0103 v\u0103 ajut cu ceva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Chiar v\u0103 rog. Nu \u0219tiu cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 chestia asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ia tipul mapa<\/strong>, pune documentele <\/strong>\u00een aparat \u0219i apas\u0103 pe buton.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Blonda <\/strong>\u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dar copiile de unde le iau?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Iubita \u00eentorc\u00e2ndu-se de la oftalmolog:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Bun\u0103 iubitule !<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Bun\u0103 .. Ce \u0163i-a spus otalmologul <\/strong>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 A spus c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 port ochelarii \u0103\u015ftia .<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Nu \u00ee\u0163i face griji, \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 bine .<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Mersi, dar mi se pare c\u0103 sunt mai ur\u00e2t\u0103 <\/strong>cu ochelari<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u015etii de ce te vezi mai ur\u00e2t\u0103 ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 De ce ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Pentru c\u0103 vezi mai bine\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00centr-un apartament al unui bloc select de locuin\u0163e st\u0103 o fat\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n O vecin\u0103 o \u00eentreaba mereu de ce nu se c\u0103s\u0103tore\u015fte<\/strong>, de ce nu-\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte \u015fi ea un b\u0103rbat cumsecade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 De ce? r\u0103spunde b\u0103tr\u00e2na <\/strong>domni\u015foar\u0103. Doar am un c\u00e2ine<\/strong>, un papagal <\/strong>\u015fi o pisic\u0103. Astea-mi sunt destule p\u00e2n\u0103 peste cap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dar, totu\u015fi, aceste animale nu pot \u0163ine loc de so\u0163.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cum s\u0103 nu? C\u00e2inele m\u00e2r\u00e2ie mereu, papagalul \u00eenjur\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua, iar pisica-i plecat\u0103 toat\u0103 noaptea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Tata, eu ma marit!\u2013 Cu cine? \u2013 Il stii pe Ionel, vecinul nostru. Cu el.\u2013 Aoleu, draga mea, baiatul asta e vai de capul lui, orfan de parinti, sarac, ratacit\u2026 \u2013 Dar tata, eu nu caut baieti cu bani..\u2013 Nu e vorba de asta draga mea, dar pe el si asa l-a batut soarta, tu … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":820,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}