{"id":815,"date":"2024-05-22T09:04:05","date_gmt":"2024-05-22T09:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=815"},"modified":"2024-05-22T09:04:05","modified_gmt":"2024-05-22T09:04:05","slug":"sal-sunt-amantul-lu-nevasta-ta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=815","title":{"rendered":"-Sal. Sunt amantul lu nevast\u0103-ta."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>-Sal. Sunt amantul lu nevast\u0103-ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i ce vrei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u021bi plecat \u00een concediu \u0219i m-a\u021bi uitat \u00eenchis \u00een \u0219ifonier. O tot sun dar nu r\u0103spunde. Nu pute\u021bi veni m\u0103car cu c\u00e2teva zile mai devreme?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Sun\u0103 la 112 c\u0103 are un amant \u0219i acolo. Te\u00a0 ajut\u0103 el!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Iubire, ma inseli?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, iubire, nu am facut asta niciodata!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am o poza care spune contrariul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Jur ca a fost doar un sarut! Ce poza?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_6921-760x1024-1.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-816\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_6921-760x1024-1.webp 760w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_6921-760x1024-1-223x300.webp 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>.<\/strong>Azi, \u00een parc, un pensionar \u00eei spunea altui pensionar:-Noi, pensionarii, am fost foarte buni s\u0103 muncim \u0219i s\u0103 pl\u0103tim taxe \u0219i impozite pentru societate. C\u00e2nd e s\u0103 fim recompensa\u021bi de societate, ni se spune cu tupeu c\u0103 \u201cah, nu sunt bani\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Erau pensionari din aceia ie\u0219i\u021bi la 60+. Asta era problema lor, de fapt. C\u0103 dac\u0103 ie\u0219eau la pensie la 45, erau bani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>.<\/strong>Soacra mea are 89 de ani \u0219i merge Ia gym de trei ori pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, pentru a r\u0103m\u00e2ne flexibil\u0103 \u0219i cu tonus bun. La 70 de ani a deschis o nou\u0103 firm\u0103 \u0219i la 75 s-a rec\u0103s\u0103torit, dup\u0103 ce a fost v\u0103duv\u0103 10 ani. Face parte dintr-un club de arte care organizeaz\u0103 concerte \u0219i expozi\u021bii, merge frecvent la teatru, la cinema \u0219i evenimente artistice. Folose\u0219te un iPhone pe care \u00ee\u0219i comand\u0103 Uber \u0219i cu care face poze. \u00centotdeauna vrea s\u0103 \u0219tie ce este nou \u00een \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, ce este \u201ccurrent\u201d Ia moda \u2013 \u00een design, \u00een muzic\u0103, cinema, fashion. \u0218i nu vorbe\u0219te de r\u0103u pe nimeni. Probabil v-a\u021bi prins deja c\u0103 este americanc\u0103. La noi, nici cei ce se pensioneaz\u0103 la 45 nu au astfel se activit\u0103\u021bi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Sal. Sunt amantul lu nevast\u0103-ta. -\u0218i ce vrei? A\u021bi plecat \u00een concediu \u0219i m-a\u021bi uitat \u00eenchis \u00een \u0219ifonier. O tot sun dar nu r\u0103spunde. Nu pute\u021bi veni m\u0103car cu c\u00e2teva zile mai devreme? -Sun\u0103 la 112 c\u0103 are un amant \u0219i acolo. Te\u00a0 ajut\u0103 el! -Iubire, ma inseli? -Nu, iubire, nu am facut asta niciodata! &#8230; <a title=\"-Sal. Sunt amantul lu nevast\u0103-ta.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=815\" aria-label=\"Read more about -Sal. 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