Un taran vine acas\u0103 mai devreme de la c\u00e2mp \u015fi aude zgomote \u00een dormitor. Se duce \u00een fug\u0103 \u015fi-\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte nevasta dezbr\u0103cat\u0103 complet, \u00eentins\u0103 pe pat, transpirat\u0103 \u015fi g\u00eef\u00eeind\u2026
\u2013 Ce-i, m\u0103 nevast\u0103, ce ai?
– Am infarct,zice ea.
Taranul d\u0103 s\u0103 fug\u0103 afar\u0103 s\u0103 cheme doctorul, c\u00eend copilul lui de 4 ani zice:
\u2013 Tat\u0103, tat\u0103, unchiu\u2019 Gheorghe este sub pat ..
Taranul fuge \u00eenapoi, ridic\u0103 p\u0103tura \u015fi-l vede pe Gheorghe sub pat dezbr\u0103cat \u015fi zice:
\u2013 P\u0103i bine, m\u0103 nenorocitule, nevast\u0103-mea moare de inim\u0103 \u015fi tu umbli ca un bezmetic prin cas\u0103 \u00een pielea goal\u0103 de-mi sperii copilul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC CU BULA\u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103i Bul\u0103, cum a fost azi la \u015fcoal\u0103, ai luat vreo not\u0103? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 maic\u0103-sa.\u2013 Da, zice Bul\u0103, nota trei. \u015ei a zis doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare s\u0103 vii s\u0103 vorbe\u015fti cu ea!\u2013 Iar\u0103\u015fi?!\u2026 Se duce maic\u0103-sa la \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare:
M\u0103i Bul\u0103, cum a fost azi la \u015fcoal\u0103, ai luat vreo not\u0103? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 maic\u0103-sa.
\u2013 Da, zice Bul\u0103, nota trei. \u015ei a zis doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare s\u0103 vii s\u0103 vorbe\u015fti cu ea!
\u2013 Iar\u0103\u015fi?!\u2026 Se duce maic\u0103-sa la \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare:
\u2013 Doamn\u0103, de ce-i pune\u0163i copilului meu numai note de trei?\u2026 E chiar at\u00e2t de prost?!
\u2013 Pai c\u00e2t a\u0163i vrea s\u0103-i pun?!\u2026 De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eel scot la tabl\u0103, st\u0103 cu m\u00e2inile-n s\u00e2n \u015fi se uit\u0103 la mine!\u2026 M\u0103 rog, \u00eensa nu asta m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 cel mai mult,\u2026 dar m\u0103car de-ar sta cu m\u00e2inile-n s\u00e2n la el!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un taran vine acas\u0103 mai devreme de la c\u00e2mp \u015fi aude zgomote \u00een dormitor. Se duce \u00een fug\u0103 \u015fi-\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte nevasta dezbr\u0103cat\u0103 complet, \u00eentins\u0103 pe pat, transpirat\u0103 \u015fi g\u00eef\u00eeind\u2026\u2013 Ce-i, m\u0103 nevast\u0103, ce ai?– Am infarct,zice ea.Taranul d\u0103 s\u0103 fug\u0103 afar\u0103 s\u0103 cheme doctorul, c\u00eend copilul lui de 4 ani zice:\u2013 Tat\u0103, tat\u0103, unchiu\u2019 Gheorghe … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":812,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}