\u2013 B\u0103i, Vasile, ia explic\u0103-mi tu ce-i aia o dilem\u0103, m\u0103!
\u2013 Uite, m\u0103, ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi mai bine, am s\u0103-\u021bi dau un exemplu: \u00eenchipuie\u0219te-\u021bi c\u0103 stai gol \u00een pat \u00eentre o femeie foarte sexi \u0219i un homosexual. Tu cui i-ai \u00eentoarce spatele?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
St\u0103 femeia goal\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba oglinzii \u0219i se m\u0103soar\u0103 din priviri.
La un moment dat, se \u00eentoarce c\u0103tre so\u021b:
\u2013 Auzi, nici nu meri\u021bi altceva!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O blond\u0103 na\u0219te doi gemeni frumo\u0219i, dar nu se poate opri din pl\u00e2ns.
Asistenta \u00eei spune:
\u2013 Doamn\u0103, de ce pl\u00e2nge\u021bi? Ave\u021bi doi copii frumo\u0219i, s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i \u2026
La care blonda \u00eei r\u0103spunde:
\u2013 \u0218tiu, dar nu \u0219tiu cine e tat\u0103l celui de-al doilea!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u2013 B\u0103i, Vasile, ia explic\u0103-mi tu ce-i aia o dilem\u0103, m\u0103!\u2013 Uite, m\u0103, ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi mai bine, am s\u0103-\u021bi dau un exemplu: \u00eenchipuie\u0219te-\u021bi c\u0103 stai gol \u00een pat \u00eentre o femeie foarte sexi \u0219i un homosexual. Tu cui i-ai \u00eentoarce spatele? Femeia care se prive\u0219te \u00een oglind\u0103 St\u0103 femeia goal\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba oglinzii \u0219i … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":805,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}