{"id":798,"date":"2024-05-21T07:46:27","date_gmt":"2024-05-21T07:46:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=798"},"modified":"2024-05-21T07:46:27","modified_gmt":"2024-05-21T07:46:27","slug":"noul-job-al-lui-bula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=798","title":{"rendered":"Noul job al lui Bul\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bul\u0103 s-a angajat ca sp\u0103l\u0103tor de geamuri la un magazin din Bucure\u0219ti \u015fi, \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea meseria, trece un Porsche pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el. \u0218oferul \u00eel vede pe Bul\u0103 \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Salut, Bul\u0103, ce mai faci?<br>\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine!<br>V\u0103z\u00e2nd acestea, \u015feful se minun\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, tu \u00eei \u015ftii pe \u0103\u015ftia?!<br>\u2013 Normal, suntem prieteni vechi.<br>A doua zi trece un Ferrari:<br>\u2013 Salut, Bul\u0103, ce mai faci?<br>\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine.<br>\u2013 M\u0103 Bul\u0103, tu \u00eei \u015ftii \u0219i pe \u0103\u015ftia?<br>\u2013 Normal, eu \u00eel \u015ftiu \u015fi pe Papa de la Roma.<br>Enervat, \u015feful merge cu Bul\u0103 la Vatican, \u015feful st\u0103 \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eel vede ie\u015find pe Pap\u0103 \u015fi pe Bul\u0103 d\u00e2nd m\u00e2na. \u015eeful le\u015fin\u0103. Bul\u0103 \u00eel treze\u015fte \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 E\u015fti bine, \u015fefule?<br>\u2013 Da, doar c\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd ai dat m\u00e2na cu Papa, prin spatele t\u0103u au trecut un grup de chinezi care au zis: \u201eUite-l pe Bul\u0103, dar mo\u015fu\u2019 de l\u00e2ng\u0103 cine-o fi?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Bul\u0103 \u00eei cere ajutorul lui \u0218trul\u0103<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 cel mai bun prieten:<br>\u2013 \u0218trul\u0103, tocmai am avut un scandal monstruos cu nevast\u0103-mea\u2026 Nu ai cumva vreun pat liber, pentru c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, p\u00e2n\u0103 g\u0103sesc un apartament?<br>\u2013 M\u0103 tem c\u0103 nu. Dar am, totu\u0219i, o canapea, dac\u0103 dore\u0219ti\u2026<br>\u2013 Perfect, e\u0219ti un adev\u0103rat prieten\u2026 \u00cen c\u00e2teva clipe o trimit la tine\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 s-a angajat ca sp\u0103l\u0103tor de geamuri la un magazin din Bucure\u0219ti \u015fi, \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea meseria, trece un Porsche pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el. \u0218oferul \u00eel vede pe Bul\u0103 \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Salut, Bul\u0103, ce mai faci?\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine!V\u0103z\u00e2nd acestea, \u015feful se minun\u0103: \u2013 Bul\u0103, tu \u00eei \u015ftii pe \u0103\u015ftia?!\u2013 Normal, suntem &#8230; <a title=\"Noul job al lui Bul\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=798\" aria-label=\"Read more about Noul job al lui Bul\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":799,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}