{"id":78,"date":"2024-04-06T19:56:03","date_gmt":"2024-04-06T19:56:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=78"},"modified":"2025-11-25T11:18:13","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T11:18:13","slug":"o-firma-vindea-tantari-care-satisfaceau-femeile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"O firma vindea tantari care satisfaceau femeile"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"798\" data-id=\"117\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20240412_102326_340-1024x798.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-117\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20240412_102326_340-1024x798.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20240412_102326_340-300x234.jpg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20240412_102326_340-768x599.jpg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20240412_102326_340.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O firma vindea tantari care satisfaceau femeile; o tipa cumpara un astfel de tantar, se duce acasa nerabdatoare, face intai un dus fiebinte, isi da cu crema, se parfumeaza si isi pune un halat pe ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In dormitor intr-o cutiuta, tantarul- bzzzzzzzz, sarea cutia cu el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipa se duce in dormitor, isi da halatul jos (nu inainte sa dea drumu tantarului) tintarul face cateva ture prin camera si se aseaza pe perete, tipa se intinde pe pat si incepe cu texte:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai tantarule vino sa ma satisfaci, ia-ma sunt a ta! Tantarul\u2026..nimic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai tantarule vino sa simtim placerea impreuna, ciupeste-ma, musca-ma hai ia-ma!! Tantarul \u2026.nimic!<br>\u2013 Hai tantarule te doresc din toata fiinta mea, vino sa ma satisfaci!!! Tantarul\u2026 nu se misca de pe perete!<br>Tipa se enerveaza, se raceste de tot, se duce si da telefon la firma:<br>\u2013 Bine domne\u2019 ce tantar mi-ati vandut, e impotent ca nu m-a satisfacut deloc!?<br>Tipu de la capatul firului zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamna ne pare rau si ne cerem scuze totodata, dar se poate rezolva problema aceasta, iata vom trimite un angajat al firmei noastre care va sta de voba cu tantarul si va rezolva problema.<br>Intradevar peste putin timp vine unu\u2019 de la firma, tipa il invita in casa si se duc in dormitor unde era tantarul. Tipu\u2019 zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamna dezbracati-va si intindeti-va pe pat.<br>Femeia face dupa cum i se spune. Tipu\u2019 se dezbraca si el, se uita la tantar si zice:<br>\u2013 Ba.. fii atent aici.. iti arat pentru ultima oara!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O firma vindea tantari care satisfaceau femeile; o tipa cumpara un astfel de tantar, se duce acasa nerabdatoare, face intai un dus fiebinte, isi da cu crema, se parfumeaza si isi pune un halat pe ea. In dormitor intr-o cutiuta, tantarul- bzzzzzzzz, sarea cutia cu el. 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