Dom\u2019 doctor, nevasta-mea nu mai vrea deloc sa se culce cu mine!
\u2013 Vreau sa vorbesc si eu cu sotia dumitale sa vedem ce se intampla.
Vine femeia la care doctorul o intreaba
\u2013 E adevarat ce mi-a spus barbatul dumneavoastra? De ce nu vreti sa intretineti relatii cu el?..
\u2013 Domnule doctor, sunt foarte obosita. Toata ziua lucrez.
Dimineata sar intr-un taxi si ma duc la serviciu. Cind ajung, taximetristul ma intreaba: \u201eFacem socoteala sau\u2026\u201d. Ca sa fac si eu ceva economie, aleg \u201esau\u201d.
Ajung la serviciu, seful imi zice: \u201eSa stii ca iar ai intirziat. Ce facem, iti taiem din salariu, sau?\u2026 Bine\u2019nteles, aleg \u201esau\u201d. Dupa lucru, obosita ma urc intr-un taxi si ce sa vezi acelasi lucru\u2026
Doctorul:
\u2013 Ei, ce parere aveti, ii spunem sotului, sau ?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ceau\u0219escu se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103 m\u0103reasc\u0103 salariile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La cei cu facultate, le m\u0103re\u0219te cu 15%, la cei cu liceul le d\u0103 10% iar la cei care au doar \u0219coala general\u0103 le d\u0103 5%.
\u2013 Cum \u00ee\u021bi dai seama ce studii are fiecare? \u00eentreab\u0103 Leana.
\u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00eentreb \u201cE\u0219ti rom\u00e2n?\u201d atunci cel cu facultate r\u0103spunde \u201d Yes\u201d, cel cu liceul r\u0103spunde \u201dDa\u201d, iar cel cu 4 clase r\u0103spunde \u201c\u00ceh\u00ee\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ai \u00een\u021beles?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– \u00cehi<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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