{"id":730,"date":"2024-05-18T16:19:52","date_gmt":"2024-05-18T16:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=730"},"modified":"2025-07-20T10:52:12","modified_gmt":"2025-07-20T10:52:12","slug":"doi-prieteni-cautau-din-greu-sa-capete-de-lucru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=730","title":{"rendered":"Doi prieteni c\u0103utau din greu, sa capete de lucru.In fine, unul dintre ei gase\u0219te \u00een ziar un anun\u021b: \u201cSe caut\u0103, de urgen\u021ba, un valet la o cas\u0103 aristocratic\u0103.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Doi prieteni c\u0103utau din greu, sa capete de lucru. In fine, unul dintre ei gase\u0219te \u00een ziar un anun\u021b: \u201cSe caut\u0103, de urgen\u021ba, un valet la o cas\u0103 aristocratic\u0103.\u201d<br>Se duce acolo pentru un interviu. A doua zi \u00eei poveste\u0219te amicului cum a decurs \u00eent\u00e2lnirea:<br>\u2013 \u00cenceputul a fost promit\u0103tor. M-a primit contesa, \u00een persoan\u0103. M-a pus s\u0103-i arat m\u00e2inile \u0219i a remarcat c\u0103 sunt destul de fine iar cu manu\u0219i albe, au s\u0103 arate perfect. Apoi, m-a pus s\u0103-i ar\u0103t gambele. Mi-am ridicat pantalonii \u0219i a zis c\u0103 sunt acceptabile, deci voi putea purta pantaloni trei-sferturi, stil fran\u021buzesc.<br>Dupa aceea mi-a cerut s\u0103-i ar\u0103t referin\u021bele. Eh, uite aici se pare, c\u0103 am cam gre\u0219it\u2026<br>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/jsc.adskeeper.com\/site\/957872.js\" async=\"\"> \n <\/script> \n <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><!-- place in the body --> \n <div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script> \n <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine asear\u0103 \u00een vizit\u0103 la noi sora mai mic\u0103 a neveste-mii, aia blond\u0103. \u015ei cum st\u0103teau ele a\u015fa la palavre pe canapea, le aud la un moment dat \u015fu\u015fotind:\u2013 Draga mea, zise sor\u0103-sa, nu te sup\u0103ra, dar de ce nu \u00eencerci s\u0103 fi \u015fi tu mai bun\u0103 cu so\u0163ul t\u0103u?\u2013 Dar ce, de unde ai scos tu asta c\u0103 a\u0219 fi rea! \u021ai-a spus el ceva, cumva? s\u0103ri nevast\u0103-mea, impacientat\u0103.<br>\u2013 Nu, n-a zis c\u0103 e\u015fti rea, \u00eens\u0103 am dedus eu\u2026\u2013 Cum adic\u0103?! se aprinse nevast\u0103-mea de-a binelea.<br>\u2013 P\u0103i, mereu c\u00e2nd trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine \u00eemi zice, z\u00e2mbind: \u201cAh, dar bun\u0103 mai e\u0219ti\u2026 Mult mai bun\u0103 dec\u00e2t sor\u0103-ta !\u201dEste un banc tratati-l ca atare!<br>CITESTE SI<br>\u00cen timp ce Alinu\u021ba mergea pe strad\u0103 mestec\u00e2nd \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te cu o prieten\u0103 care \u00eei spune:<br>-Alo? Ghicitoarea Vi\u0219inica?<br>-Da. Aici este Ghicitoarea Vi\u0219inica!<br>-Ghici cine este la telefon!<br>Vine Alinu\u021ba acas\u0103, beat\u0103. Mama din buc\u0103t\u0103rie:<br>\u2013 Alinu\u021ba, dar ce a c\u0103zut acolo?<br>\u2013 Hainele mele.<br>\u2013 Dar de ce cu a\u0219a zgomot?<br>\u2013 Nu am reu\u0219it s\u0103 ies din ele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi prieteni c\u0103utau din greu, sa capete de lucru. In fine, unul dintre ei gase\u0219te \u00een ziar un anun\u021b: \u201cSe caut\u0103, de urgen\u021ba, un valet la o cas\u0103 aristocratic\u0103.\u201dSe duce acolo pentru un interviu. A doua zi \u00eei poveste\u0219te amicului cum a decurs \u00eent\u00e2lnirea:\u2013 \u00cenceputul a fost promit\u0103tor. M-a primit contesa, \u00een persoan\u0103. 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