{"id":713,"date":"2024-05-18T08:26:37","date_gmt":"2024-05-18T08:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=713"},"modified":"2025-09-26T12:38:02","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T12:38:02","slug":"mai-vasileeeeee-vino-repede-acasa-c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=713","title":{"rendered":"Un ardelean cosea linistit pe un deal situat langa satul lui natal. Si cum muncea el linistit, aude o voce\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"951\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8016.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5759\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8016.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8016-192x300.jpeg 192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p> CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un ardelean cosea linistit pe un deal situat langa satul lui natal. Si cum muncea el linistit, aude o voce:<br>-Mai Vasileeeeee! Vino repede acasa ca ti-a murit sora! Ardeleanul lasa linistit munca si se indreapta spre casa. Merge el vreo 500 m si apoi exclama:<br>\u2013 Oooo, ce teapa am luat, doar eu n-am nici o sora!, asa ca se intoarce la munca. Dupa cateva minute, iar aude o voce:<br>-Vasileeeee, vino ma repede ca ti-a murit soacra! Sta ardeleanul si se gandeste putin, apoi se indrepta linistit catre casa. Dupa 10 minute isi da seama ca el nu are nici soacra, asa ca se intoarce linistit la munca. Dupa alte 10 minute, aude iar o voce dinspre sat:<br>-Vasileeeee, vino repede ca ti-a luat foc casa! Sta ardeleanul si-si spune in gand:Ba, io sora n-am, soacra n-am, dar casa am, asa ca pleaca linistit spre sat. Merge el agale si cand ajunge in sat isi spune:<br>-Aoleu ce prost sint, pe mine nu ma cheama Vasile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u00cen a doua zi de Pa\u0219te, Bul\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00een bar, foarte fericit.<br>\u2013 De b\u0103ut la toat\u0103 lumea. Fac cinste! Mi s-a n\u0103scut un fiu!<br>\u2013 Ce greutate?<br>\u2013 4 kg!<br>\u2013 Lungime?<br>\u2013 53 cm!<br>\u2013 Cum se simte so\u0163ia?<br>\u2013 Ea \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u015ftie!\u201d<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un ardelean cosea linistit pe un deal situat langa satul lui natal. Si cum muncea el linistit, aude o voce:-Mai Vasileeeeee! Vino repede acasa ca ti-a murit sora! Ardeleanul lasa linistit munca si se indreapta spre casa. Merge el vreo 500 m si apoi exclama:\u2013 Oooo, ce teapa am luat, &#8230; <a title=\"Un ardelean cosea linistit pe un deal situat langa satul lui natal. Si cum muncea el linistit, aude o voce\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=713\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un ardelean cosea linistit pe un deal situat langa satul lui natal. Si cum muncea el linistit, aude o voce\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5760,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5761,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions\/5761"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}