{"id":703,"date":"2024-05-18T11:45:52","date_gmt":"2024-05-18T11:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=703"},"modified":"2024-05-18T11:45:52","modified_gmt":"2024-05-18T11:45:52","slug":"ginecologul-o-intreaba-pe-sotia-unui-politician","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=703","title":{"rendered":"Ginecologul o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe so\u0163ia unui politician:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

1.Ginecologul o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe so\u0163ia unui politician:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Doamn\u0103, de c\u00e2nd spune\u0163i c\u0103 sunte\u0163i c\u0103s\u0103torit\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– De 10 ani, domnule doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u015ei cum de sunte\u0163i \u00eenc\u0103 virgin\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ap\u0103i, domnule doctor, \u015ftiti cum sunt politicienii… promisiuni… promisiuni!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. De ce pedepse\u015fte statul rom\u00e2n furtul din buzunare?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deoarece nu suporta concuren\u0163a!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. – M\u0103mico, g\u0103inile beau benzin\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nu, pui\u015for!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u015ei atunci de ce se scumpesc ou\u0103le de c\u00e2te ori Guvernul scumpe\u015fte benzina?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. \u2013 Bul\u0103, ce este whisky-ul?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Whisky-ul este b\u0103utura pe care aleg\u0103torii o beau prin intermediul reprezentan\u0163ilor lor din Parlament.
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5. La Palatul Victoria se opre\u015fte badea Gheorghe cu <\/strong>bicicleta, o rezeam\u0103 de gard \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 ca\u015fte ochii \u00een jur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gardianul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Bade, ia bicicleta de-aici c\u0103 vin mini\u015ftrii, prim-ministrul, zice un paznic;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– No, c\u0103 nu-i bai, i-am pus lac\u0103t!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITE\u0218TE SI:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MAMA,TATA SA STITI CA SUNT PROSTITUATA <\/a>
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6. Doi tipi discut\u0103: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u015etii care-i deosebirea dintre nenorocire \u015fi catastrof\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Da’ ce, nu-i acela\u015fi lucru? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– A, nu! Dumneata te ui\u0163i la televizor? \u015etii candelabrul \u0103la uria\u015f de cristal din Camera Deputa\u0163ilor? Dac\u0103 \u0103sta ar cadea pe politicieni, ar fi o catastrof\u0103, nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Da, \u015fi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nenorocirea e c\u0103 nu cade… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. La Parlament se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc doi parlamentari pe hol…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unul \u00eei spune celuilalt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 – Ce e, ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, nici tu n-ai somn?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. \u015eeful pompierilor intr\u0103 \u00een cl\u0103dire, \u00eencet, relaxat, cu m\u00e2inile \u00een buzunare, fredon\u00e2nd u\u015for o melodie <\/strong>vesel\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– B\u0103ie\u0163i, echipa\u0163i-v\u0103 \u00eencet, \u00eencet, sistematic, sp\u0103la\u0163i ma\u015fina cu foarte mult\u0103 grij\u0103, s\u0103 arate ca nou\u0103. Aten\u0163ie la toate detaliile! S\u0103 fi\u0163i prezentabili \u015fi \u00eengriji\u0163i. Lua\u0163i ceva apa, nu mult\u0103, f\u0103ce\u0163i-v\u0103 siesta \u015fi apoi merge\u0163i la incendiu cu grij\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ave\u0163i vitez\u0103 mare, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 st\u00e2rni\u0163i praful, fi\u0163i aten\u0163i la stopuri, la trafic, la tot… Arde cl\u0103direa guvernului de ceva vreme \u015fi \u0103ia sunt bloca\u0163i cu to\u0163ii \u00een\u0103untru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Nu \u015ftiu ce s\u0103 fac cu so\u0163ul meu, doctore. Vorbe\u015fte \u00een somn. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Da, este un lucru nepl\u0103cut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nepl\u0103cut? Pu\u0163in spus! Alalt\u0103ieri r\u00e2dea de el tot Senatul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. Un ho\u0163 amenin\u0163\u0103 un om pe strad\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– D\u0103-mi banii t\u0103i!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 sunt un politician.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Atunci d\u0103-mi banii mei!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1.Ginecologul o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe so\u0163ia unui politician: – Doamn\u0103, de c\u00e2nd spune\u0163i c\u0103 sunte\u0163i c\u0103s\u0103torit\u0103? – De 10 ani, domnule doctor. – \u015ei cum de sunte\u0163i \u00eenc\u0103 virgin\u0103? – Ap\u0103i, domnule doctor, \u015ftiti cum sunt politicienii… promisiuni… promisiuni! 2. De ce pedepse\u015fte statul rom\u00e2n furtul din buzunare? Deoarece nu suporta concuren\u0163a! 3. – M\u0103mico, g\u0103inile beau benzin\u0103? … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":717,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}