Doi purici se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe plaj\u0103. Unul tremur\u0103 de frig r\u0103u de tot.
\u2013 Ce-i cu tine m\u0103 \u2026de tremuri \u00een halul \u0103sta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Acum am sosit \u015fi am c\u0103l\u0103torit pe musta\u0163a unui motociclist cu 200 km\/or\u0103 ca s\u0103 ajung aici. Am crezut c\u0103 voi \u00eenghe\u0163a pe drumn<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vezi, dac\u0103 e\u015fti prost? Eu dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103toresc, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd aleg avionul pentru c\u0103 este cel<\/p>\n\n\n\n
mai rapid. Pentru asta, merg la aeroport, intru \u00een toaleta de femei, m\u0103 bag \u00een chilo\u0163ii unei dame \u015fi de aici \u00eencolo\u2026confort total.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 \u00eentind comod pe bl\u0103ni\u0163\u0103 la c\u0103lduric\u0103 \u015fi de obicei trag un pui de somn p\u00e2n\u0103 la destina\u0163ie.
F\u0103 \u015fi tu la fel data viitoare<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trec dou\u0103 luni \u015fi cei doi se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc din nou tot pe plaj\u0103 \u015fi unul din ei din nou tremur\u0103 de frig.
\u2013 Ce-i cu tine din nou? V\u0103d c\u0103 nu m-ai ascultat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ba dimpotriv\u0103 am f\u0103cut exact cum m-ai sf\u0103tuit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am mers la aeroport, am intrat \u00een toaleta de femei, m-am b\u0103gat \u00een chilo\u0163ii unei blonde tr\u0103snet, m-am \u00eentins pe bl\u0103ni\u0163\u0103 la c\u0103lduric\u0103 \u015fi imediat am adormit.
\u2013 \u015ei atunci ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Unde crezi c\u0103 eram c\u00e2nd m-am trezit? Tot pe musta\u0163a unui motociclist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Doi purici se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe plaj\u0103. Unul tremur\u0103 de frig r\u0103u de tot.\u2013 Ce-i cu tine m\u0103 \u2026de tremuri \u00een halul \u0103sta? \u2013 Acum am sosit \u015fi am c\u0103l\u0103torit pe musta\u0163a unui motociclist cu 200 km\/or\u0103 ca s\u0103 ajung aici. Am crezut c\u0103 voi \u00eenghe\u0163a pe drumn Vezi, dac\u0103 e\u015fti prost? Eu dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":702,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}