{"id":692,"date":"2024-05-17T11:50:49","date_gmt":"2024-05-17T11:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=692"},"modified":"2025-09-27T10:55:08","modified_gmt":"2025-09-27T10:55:08","slug":"o-femeie-era-suparata-ca-sotul-ei-nu-vroia-sa-faca-dragoste-decat-cu-lumina-stinsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=692","title":{"rendered":"O femeie era suparata ca sotul ei nu vroia sa faca dragoste decat cu lumina stinsa&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"610\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8041.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8041.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8041-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_8041-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>        CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>O femeie era suparata ca sotul ei nu vroia sa faca dragoste decat cu lumina stinsa. Hotarata sa-si scape sotul de inhibitii, intr-o seara aprinde lumina si-l surprinde pe acesta cu un castravete in mana.<br>&#8211; Asta mi-ai facut tu mie in ultimii 10 ani?<br>&#8211; Iubito, lasa-ma sa-ti explic&#8230;<br>&#8211; Ce sa-mi explici, tradatorule! Impotentule!<br>&#8211; Apropo de tradare, poate-mi explici cei doi copii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De c\u00e2nd ne-am cunoscut, prietena mea \u015fi-a schimbat stilul de a face dragoste.<br>&#8211; Palpitant&#8230;\u015fi ce stil prefer\u0103 acum?<br>&#8211; Stilul &#8220;fluture&#8221;.<br>&#8211; Cum a\u015fa?!<br>&#8211; P\u0103i, nu mai vrea s\u0103 facem dragoste dec\u00e2t dupa ce-i flutur banii pe la nas&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ursul mergea agale prin padure si o zareste pe coana Vulpe. Sare acrobatic in cel mai apropiat tufis si face:<br>\u2013 Cucuriguuuuuuuu!<br>Vulpea sare iute in tufis \u2026 drept in bratele Ursului, care mormaie dragastos:<br>\u2013 Ah, cumatra, de cand te astept!<br>Dupa vreo patru reprize de &#8220;dragoste&#8221; o elibereaza pe roscata si isi freaca labele bucuros, zicand:<br>\u2013 Ce bine-i sa stii o limba straina!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip si o tipa fac dragoste.<br>El ii spune:<br>&#8211; Iubito fiindca esti prima mea femeie o sa-ti spun Eva.<br>Ea ii raspunde:<br>&#8211; Iubitule, fiindca esti al 307-lea barbat o sa-ti spun Peugeot!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se zice ca o partida de dragoste este echivalentul unei zile de munca.<br>Hmmm&#8230; Bine ar fi daca o zi de munca ar dura 3 minute&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O femeie era suparata ca sotul ei nu vroia sa faca dragoste decat cu lumina stinsa. 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