{"id":6868,"date":"2026-06-21T04:53:12","date_gmt":"2026-06-21T04:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6868"},"modified":"2026-06-21T04:53:13","modified_gmt":"2026-06-21T04:53:13","slug":"un-tip-agata-o-gagica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6868","title":{"rendered":"Un tip agata o gagica"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"614\" height=\"757\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_4777.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6867\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_4777.jpeg 614w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_4777-243x300.jpeg 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>        CITESTE SI URMATORUL E \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Un nebun merge intr-un magazin si zice vanzatoarei:<br>\u2013 Dati-mi doua banane!<br>Ia bananele si le baga in urechi.<br>Vine a doua zi si din nou cere 2 banane pe care le baga in urechi.<br>A treia zi cere 2 banane iar vanzatoarea zice ca nu are. Atunci cere doi<br>morcovi pe care ii baga in urechi.<br>Vanzatoarea mirata il intreaba:<br>\u2013 De ce v-ati bagat morcovii in urechi?<br>\u2013 Pai daca nu aveti banane!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>****<br>Toti nebunii dintr-un spital se decid \u00ecntr-o seara:<br>\u2013 \u201eBa baieti, astia de aici nu ne trateaza prea bine.<br>Haideti sa ducem spitalul asta departe de aici.<br>Maine dimineata ne sculam dis-de-dimineata si facem asa cum ne-am<br>hotar\u00ect\u201d.<br>Zis si facut.<br>Se scoala nebunii \u00ecnainte de rasaritul soarelui si \u00ecncep sa \u00ecmpinga spitalul.<br>Imping ei ce \u00ecmping si iarasi \u00ecmping, pe la miezul zilei se face un cald<br>innabusitor; se dezbraca de haine si<br>\u00ecmping \u00ecn continuare.<br>Alt nebun vine si le fura hainele la toti.<br>Seara pe la asfintit, se opresc o clipa sa-si traga sufletul, se \u00ecntorc sa se uite<br>\u00ecn spate si striga plini de<br>satisfactie:<br>\u2013 \u201eMamaaa ce mult am \u00ecmpins, nici hainele nu ni se mai vad!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL E \u2935\ufe0f ***Un nebun merge intr-un magazin si zice vanzatoarei:\u2013 Dati-mi doua banane!Ia bananele si le baga in urechi.Vine a doua zi si din nou cere 2 banane pe care le baga in urechi.A treia zi cere 2 banane iar vanzatoarea zice ca nu are. Atunci cere doimorcovi pe care ii baga &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip agata o gagica\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6868\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip agata o gagica\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6869,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6868"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6870,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6868\/revisions\/6870"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}