{"id":6850,"date":"2026-05-09T13:22:27","date_gmt":"2026-05-09T13:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6850"},"modified":"2026-05-09T13:22:28","modified_gmt":"2026-05-09T13:22:28","slug":"un-tip-bine-imbracat-statea-in-fata-unui-zgarie-nori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6850","title":{"rendered":"Un tip bine \u00eembr\u0103cat st\u0103tea \u00een fa\u021ba unui \u201ezg\u00e2rie-nori\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"752\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_4265.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6851\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_4265.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_4265-243x300.jpeg 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poli\u021bia londonez\u0103 reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 prind\u0103 un rom\u00e2n care furase o sum\u0103 uria\u0219\u0103 de bani dintr-o banc\u0103, dar nicio urm\u0103 de prad\u0103! Cum suspectul refuza s\u0103 scoat\u0103 un cuv\u00e2nt \u00een englez\u0103, poli\u021bi\u0219tii aduc un translator, tot rom\u00e2n, pentru a descifra misterul.<br>Detectivul englez, vizibil iritat, \u00eei transmite translatorului:<br>\u2014 Spune-i c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu ne zice imediat unde a ascuns banii, \u00eel a\u0219teapt\u0103 20 de ani de \u00eenchisoare grea, f\u0103r\u0103 nicio \u0219ans\u0103 de eliberare condi\u021bionat\u0103!<br>Translatorul se \u00eentoarce c\u0103tre suspect:<br>\u2014 Auzi, m\u0103? \u0102\u0219tia zic c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu spui unde sunt banii, te bag\u0103 la r\u0103coare dou\u0103 decenii \u0219i acolo r\u0103m\u00e2i!<br>Suspectul, tremur\u00e2nd tot, cedeaz\u0103:<br>\u2014 Gata, gata, spun tot! Spune-le c\u0103 banii sunt ascun\u0219i \u00een Central Park, la baza statuii lui maiestuoase, \u00eengropa\u021bi \u00eentr-o cutie metalic\u0103 sub a treia dal\u0103 de piatr\u0103!<br>Poli\u021bistul, ner\u0103bd\u0103tor, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe translator:<br>\u2014 Ei, ce a zis? Unde sunt banii?<br>Rom\u00e2nul nostru se uit\u0103 fix \u00een ochii poli\u021bistului, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eendreapt\u0103 spatele \u0219i traduce cu o voce plin\u0103 de m\u00e2ndrie:<br>\u2014 A zis c\u0103 pute\u021bi s\u0103-i da\u021bi \u0219i pe via\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 el tot nu v\u0103 spune nimic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>BANCUL ZILEI! MERITA CITIT! \ud83d\ude09 \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude09 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip bine \u00eembr\u0103cat st\u0103tea \u00een fa\u021ba unui \u201ezg\u00e2rie-nori\u201d din New York \u0219i fuma.<br>Un jurnalist se apropie de el \u0219i \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Bun\u0103 ziua. Sunt corespondent la \u201eNew York Times\u201d \u0219i fac un reportaj despre efectele fumatului. Pot s\u0103 v\u0103 pun c\u00e2teva \u00eentreb\u0103ri?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Da sigur, nu m\u0103 gr\u0103besc deloc.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>V\u0103d c\u0103 fuma\u021bi. De c\u00e2t timp?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Acum am 55 ani \u0219i fumez de la 16.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pute\u021bi s\u0103 ne spune\u021bi ce \u021big\u0103ri fuma\u021bi dac\u0103 nu e secret?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cum s\u0103 fie secret? Fumez Marlboro.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Si c\u00e2te \u021big\u0103ri fuma\u021bi pe zi?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Un pachet \u0219i jum\u0103tate &#8211; dou\u0103 pe zi.<br>Jurnalistul scoate calculatorul, calculeaz\u0103 ceva apoi spune:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Domnule, \u0219ti\u021bi, dac\u0103 n-a\u021bi fi fumat, dup\u0103 calculele noastre, din banii economisi\u021bi a\u021bi fi putut cump\u0103ra acest \u201ezg\u00e2rie-nori\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i\u2026 e al meu!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Poli\u021bia londonez\u0103 reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 prind\u0103 un rom\u00e2n care furase o sum\u0103 uria\u0219\u0103 de bani dintr-o banc\u0103, dar nicio urm\u0103 de prad\u0103! Cum suspectul refuza s\u0103 scoat\u0103 un cuv\u00e2nt \u00een englez\u0103, poli\u021bi\u0219tii aduc un translator, tot rom\u00e2n, pentru a descifra misterul.Detectivul englez, vizibil iritat, \u00eei transmite translatorului:\u2014 Spune-i c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip bine \u00eembr\u0103cat st\u0103tea \u00een fa\u021ba unui \u201ezg\u00e2rie-nori\u201d\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6850\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip bine \u00eembr\u0103cat st\u0103tea \u00een fa\u021ba unui \u201ezg\u00e2rie-nori\u201d\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6852,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6850"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6850\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6853,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6850\/revisions\/6853"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}