{"id":6846,"date":"2026-05-04T18:51:32","date_gmt":"2026-05-04T18:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6846"},"modified":"2026-05-04T18:51:33","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T18:51:33","slug":"bai-prinzi-peste-dupa-peste-cu-carligul-gol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6846","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103i, prinzi pe\u0219te dup\u0103 pe\u0219te cu c\u00e2rligul gol"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"371\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_4175.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6848\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_4175.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_4175-300x182.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un pescar trist scotea pe\u0219tii unul dup\u0103 altul, f\u0103r\u0103 momeal\u0103.<br>Ceilal\u021bi pescari, nervosi foc:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>B\u0103i, prinzi pe\u0219te dup\u0103 pe\u0219te cu c\u00e2rligul gol. De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a nefericit?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Zilele trecute am prins pe\u0219ti\u0219orul de aur. Prima dorin\u021b\u0103 a fost s\u0103 prind mult pe\u0219te f\u0103r\u0103 nad\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2rlig. A doua, s\u0103 am bani mul\u021bi \u0219i a treia s\u0103 termin \u00eentotdeauna \u00een acela\u0219i timp cu nevast\u0103-mea!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u0218i care-i problema?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>De c\u00e2nd am venit la pescuit, mi-am dat drumul de trei ori!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>        CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip isi roaga colegul de munca sa vina sa-l ajute sa-si instaleze parchetul in casa. Se termina serviciul, se duc acasa la tip, acesta intra pe usa, se duce direct la sotie, o imbratiseaza, o saruta, ii spune cat de mult i-a lipsit la munca, ca o iubeste\u2026Colegul ramane un pic consternat<br>\u2013 Cum faci sa fii asa dragastos cu sotia ta\u2026?<br>\u2013 De 6 luni incoa&#8217;, am invatat ca asa e cel mai bine si suntem foarte fericiti\u2026<br>Omul se duce si el acasa, sa incerce\u2026intra pe usa, o imbratiseaza puternic pe nevasta, ii spune in gura mare ca o iubeste, dar aceasta izbucneste in lacrimi<br>\u2013 Ce-ai patit, de ce plangi?<br>\u2013 Asta e cea mai urata zi din viata mea\u2026mai intai fiu-tu si-a scrantit glezna cu bicicleta, apoi masina de spalat s-a stricat si acum mai vii si tu beat acasa\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un pescar trist scotea pe\u0219tii unul dup\u0103 altul, f\u0103r\u0103 momeal\u0103.Ceilal\u021bi pescari, nervosi foc: CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f Un tip isi roaga colegul de munca sa vina sa-l ajute sa-si instaleze parchetul in casa. 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