{"id":6833,"date":"2026-05-04T06:27:42","date_gmt":"2026-05-04T06:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6833"},"modified":"2026-05-04T06:33:13","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T06:33:13","slug":"6833","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6833","title":{"rendered":"Un \u021b\u0103ran trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 poarta bisericii\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un \u021b\u0103ran trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 poarta bisericii. Popa \u00eel vede \u0219i \u00eel cheam\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru la slujb\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Hai fiule, intr\u0103 \u0219i tu la slujb\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nu pot p\u0103rinte, cine are grij\u0103 de calul meu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Las\u0103, c\u0103 are grij\u0103 Dumnezeu de el!
Omul st\u0103 pu\u021bin pe g\u00e2nduri, apoi intr\u0103 \u00een biseric\u0103. Incepe slujba, iar popa cu glas puternic, roste\u0219te:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Dumneeezeeeu este cu nooooiiii!
\u021a\u0103ranul sare brusc \u00een picioare, se uit\u0103 panicat \u00een jur \u0219i fugind spre u\u0219\u0103, strig\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– P\u0103rinteee! Dac\u0103 Dumnezeu e aici cu noi\u2026 cine naiba a r\u0103mas cu calul meu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    La un azil de nebuni o bab\u0103 pe un scaun cu rotile prinde vitez\u0103 pe coridor.
    \u00cen curbe se \u00eenclin\u0103 baba \u0219i se ridic\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103 ro\u021bi.
    O opre\u0219te un nebun \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    – Ave\u021bi permis de conducere?
    Baba \u00eei d\u0103 o h\u00e2rtie de la o ciocolat\u0103 \u0219i merge mai departe.
    O opre\u0219te un alt nebun \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    – Ave\u021bi verificarea tehnic\u0103?
    Baba \u00eei d\u0103 o h\u00e2rtie de la un pachet de gum\u0103 \u0219i merge mai departe.
    Dup\u0103 col\u021b vede pe dreapta un alt nebun gol, cu \u201dchestia\u201d sc*lat\u0103.
    La care baba ofteaz\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    – Nu v\u0103d, s-a pus bariera sau trebuie s\u0103 suflu \u00een fiol\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f Un \u021b\u0103ran trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 poarta bisericii. Popa \u00eel vede \u0219i \u00eel cheam\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru la slujb\u0103. – Hai fiule, intr\u0103 \u0219i tu la slujb\u0103! – Nu pot p\u0103rinte, cine are grij\u0103 de calul meu? – Las\u0103, c\u0103 are grij\u0103 Dumnezeu de el!Omul st\u0103 pu\u021bin pe g\u00e2nduri, apoi intr\u0103 \u00een biseric\u0103. Incepe … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6835,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6833"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6840,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6833\/revisions\/6840"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}