{"id":6824,"date":"2026-04-30T18:10:26","date_gmt":"2026-04-30T18:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6824"},"modified":"2026-04-30T18:10:27","modified_gmt":"2026-04-30T18:10:27","slug":"o-baba-la-azilul-de-nebuni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6824","title":{"rendered":"O baba la azilul de nebuni"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"435\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_4085.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6825\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_4085.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_4085-300x214.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La un azil de nebuni o bab\u0103 pe un scaun cu rotile prinde vitez\u0103 pe coridor.<br>\u00cen curbe se \u00eenclin\u0103 baba \u0219i se ridic\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103 ro\u021bi.<br>O opre\u0219te un nebun \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211;  Ave\u021bi permis de conducere?<br>Baba \u00eei d\u0103 o h\u00e2rtie de la o ciocolat\u0103 \u0219i merge mai departe.<br>O opre\u0219te un alt nebun \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ave\u021bi verificarea tehnic\u0103?<br>Baba \u00eei d\u0103 o h\u00e2rtie de la un pachet de gum\u0103 \u0219i merge mai departe.<br>Dup\u0103 col\u021b vede pe dreapta un alt nebun gol, cu \u201dchestia\u201d sc*lat\u0103.<br>La care baba ofteaz\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Nu v\u0103d, s-a pus bariera sau trebuie s\u0103 suflu \u00een fiol\u0103?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>         CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se prezinta o fetiscana la interviu. Patronul o ia depoarte si-o invata: \u201cFata draga, noi nu zicem NU la clienti, chiar daca nu avem produsul in stoc\u2026. ii aburim, ii amanam\u201d.<br>Zis si facut; trece o luna, prinde fata ideea, intra un cetatean:<br>\u2013 Manusi aveti?<br>\u2013 Pai, sigur\u2026de care sa fie, de piele, tricotate, cu un deget, cu 2 cu 5?<br>\u2013 De piele, normale, cu 5 degete!<br>\u2013 Le purtati la palton sau la jacheta?<br>\u2013 La palton, ca vine frigul!<br>\u2013 Domnule, eu va propun sa veniti maine cu paltonul, sa vedem ce se asorteaza.<br>Pleaca omul, cand sa iasa pe usa intra unul furios c-un colac de buda si c-o placa de faianta in mana:<br>\u2013 Cucoana, uite asta-i capacul de la buda, asta-i nuanta la faianta, curul ti l-am aratat ieri, acum imi dai hartie igienica?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f La un azil de nebuni o bab\u0103 pe un scaun cu rotile prinde vitez\u0103 pe coridor.\u00cen curbe se \u00eenclin\u0103 baba \u0219i se ridic\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103 ro\u021bi.O opre\u0219te un nebun \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103: &#8211; Ave\u021bi permis de conducere?Baba \u00eei d\u0103 o h\u00e2rtie de la o ciocolat\u0103 \u0219i merge mai departe.O opre\u0219te &#8230; <a title=\"O baba la azilul de nebuni\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6824\" aria-label=\"Read more about O baba la azilul de nebuni\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6824"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6827,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6824\/revisions\/6827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}