{"id":6819,"date":"2026-04-30T18:00:30","date_gmt":"2026-04-30T18:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6819"},"modified":"2026-04-30T18:01:42","modified_gmt":"2026-04-30T18:01:42","slug":"6819","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6819","title":{"rendered":"\ud835\udc03-\ud835\udc25 \ud835\udc06\ud835\udc28\ud835\udc1e, \ud835\udfd0\ud835\udfce\ud835\udfd0\ud835\udfd4"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"499\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_4082.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6820\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_4082.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_4082-300x245.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>           CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud835\udc03-\ud835\udc25 \ud835\udc06\ud835\udc28\ud835\udc1e, \ud835\udfd0\ud835\udfce\ud835\udfd0\ud835\udfd4<br>Ca s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2ie repetent \u0219i anul acesta \u0219i s\u0103 ia not\u0103 de trecere la Evaluarea Na\u021bional\u0103, mam\u2019 mare, mami\u021bica \u0219i tanti Mi\u021ba hot\u0103r\u0103sc s\u0103-l duc\u0103 pe t\u00e2n\u0103rul Goe la o simulare premium, \u00eentr-un centru educa\u021bional de renume, \u00een capital\u0103, unde, zice-se, copiii se aliniaz\u0103 cu standardele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 S\u0103 nu care cumva s\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rziem, zice mami\u021bica cu buzele \u021buguiate de la acid, c\u0103 are b\u0103iatul programare la ora fix\u0103!<br>\u2014 Fix\u0103-fix\u0103, aprob\u0103 mam\u2019 mare, sco\u021b\u00e2nd din po\u0219et\u0103 un pachet de \u0219erve\u021bele umede, antibacteriene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goe, \u00eembr\u0103cat cu un hanorac cu glug\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103\u0219ti mari pe urechi, butoneaz\u0103 nervos telefonul.<br>\u2014 Mami, nu mai merge netul!<br>\u2014 Cum nu merge, pui\u0219orule?<br>\u2014 Nu se conecteaz\u0103 la Wi-Fi-ul din BMW!<br>Tanti Mi\u021ba intervine energic:<br>\u2014 Vai de mine! \u0218ofer, d\u0103 hotspotul mai tare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen fine, ajung la centru. Pe u\u0219\u0103 scrie mare: \u201eAccesul cu telefoane interzis \u00een sala de testare.\u201d<br>\u2014 Cum adic\u0103 interzis?!, izbucne\u0219te Goe. Eu am nevoie de telefon pentru concentrare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mami\u021bica, indignat\u0103:<br>\u2014 Nu se poate, domnule! Copilul meu nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 telefon!<br>Administratorul, calm:<br>\u2014 Regulamentul e clar, doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goe \u00eencepe s\u0103 se smiorc\u0103ie:<br>\u2014 Nu vreau! Nu intru! Voiam s\u0103 joc FIFA! De ce m\u0103 obliga\u021bi a\u0219a? Eu vreau s\u0103 fiu gamer!<br>Mam\u2019 mare \u00eel ia \u00een bra\u021be:<br>\u2014 Las\u0103, pui\u0219orule, nu te sup\u0103ra, c\u0103 nu merit\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un t\u00e2rziu, cu promisiunea solemn\u0103 c\u0103 dup\u0103 test prime\u0219te un laptop nou de gaming, Goe accept\u0103 s\u0103 intre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu trec cinci minute \u0219i u\u0219a se deschide brusc. Goe apare ro\u0219u la fa\u021b\u0103:<br>\u2014 Nu pot s\u0103 scriu! Pixul nu merge!<br>Supraveghetorul:<br>\u2014 Dar este un pix nou.<br>\u2014 Nu scrie cum vreau eu!<br>Mami\u021bica, de pe hol:<br>\u2014 Vai, copilul! Nu se poate concentra! Trebuia s\u0103-i aducem stiloul lui, Parker!<br>Tanti Mi\u021ba:<br>\u2014 Am zis eu s\u0103 lu\u0103m \u0219i backup!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen cele din urm\u0103, Goe revine \u00een sal\u0103, bomb\u0103nind. Dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 zece minute, iar iese:<br>\u2014 Nu-mi place subiectul!<br>\u2014 Dar e acela\u0219i pentru to\u021bi, zice supraveghetorul.<br>\u2014 Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103! Eu nu fac a\u0219a ceva! Eu nu vreau, nu-mi place!<br>Mam\u2019 mare, indignat\u0103:<br>\u2014 Cum adic\u0103 nu-i place? S\u0103 schimbe subiectul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 lungi negocieri, Goe termin\u0103 testul sau m\u0103car pred\u0103 foaia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La ie\u0219ire:<br>\u2014 Cum a fost, pui\u0219orule?, \u00eentreab\u0103 mami\u021bica emo\u021bionat\u0103.<br>\u2014 Greu, dar am f\u0103cut c\u00e2t am vrut eu.<br>\u2014 Bravo! exclam\u0103 toate trei \u00eentr-un glas.<br>\u2014 \u0218i acum?, \u00eentreab\u0103 Goe.<br>\u2014 Acum mergem s\u0103-\u021bi lu\u0103m laptopul promis!<br>\u2014 Dar eu vreau \u0219i c\u0103\u0219ti noi\u2026<br>\u2014 Se rezolv\u0103, pui\u0219orule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i astfel, d-l Goe, mul\u021bumit \u0219i reconfortat, se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103, \u00een timp ce mami\u021bica declar\u0103 satisf\u0103cut\u0103, araj\u00e2ndu-\u0219i extensiile:<br>\u2014 Important e c\u0103 a participat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iar noi, privind scena, nu putem dec\u00e2t s\u0103 constat\u0103m c\u0103 vremurile se schimb\u0103, dar Goe r\u0103m\u00e2ne acela\u0219i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f \ud835\udc03-\ud835\udc25 \ud835\udc06\ud835\udc28\ud835\udc1e, \ud835\udfd0\ud835\udfce\ud835\udfd0\ud835\udfd4Ca s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2ie repetent \u0219i anul acesta \u0219i s\u0103 ia not\u0103 de trecere la Evaluarea Na\u021bional\u0103, mam\u2019 mare, mami\u021bica \u0219i tanti Mi\u021ba hot\u0103r\u0103sc s\u0103-l duc\u0103 pe t\u00e2n\u0103rul Goe la o simulare premium, \u00eentr-un centru educa\u021bional de renume, \u00een capital\u0103, unde, zice-se, copiii se aliniaz\u0103 cu standardele. \u2014 S\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"\ud835\udc03-\ud835\udc25 \ud835\udc06\ud835\udc28\ud835\udc1e, \ud835\udfd0\ud835\udfce\ud835\udfd0\ud835\udfd4\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6819\" aria-label=\"Read more about \ud835\udc03-\ud835\udc25 \ud835\udc06\ud835\udc28\ud835\udc1e, \ud835\udfd0\ud835\udfce\ud835\udfd0\ud835\udfd4\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6821,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6819"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6823,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6819\/revisions\/6823"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}