{"id":6785,"date":"2026-03-06T14:53:44","date_gmt":"2026-03-06T14:53:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6785"},"modified":"2026-03-06T14:53:44","modified_gmt":"2026-03-06T14:53:44","slug":"niste-reporteri-de-la-tvr-merg-intr-un-sat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6785","title":{"rendered":"Niste reporteri de la TVR merg intr-un sat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>   <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"832\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_3115.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6789\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_3115.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_3115-220x300.jpeg 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Niste reporteri de la TVR merg intr-un sat pentru a face un reportaj: cum isi petrece ziua baciu\u2019 Ion. Il roaga sa povesteasca ce face in cursul zilei.<br>\u2013 Da, pai, dimineata ma scol, si trag un pahar de palinca\u2026<br>\u2013 Stai, bace Ion. Nu va fi bine sa afle toata tara ca deja la prima ora bei. Spune, ca citesti ziarul\u2026<br>\u2013 Na, atunce\u2026 dimineata ma scol, citesc ziarul. Dupa aia dau la porc sa m\u00e2nce, dupa care mai citesc inc\u2019 un ziar. P\u00e2na la pr\u00e2nz lucrez in atelier, in care timp citesc vreo doi-trei carti. La masa mai citesc vreo doua reviste, iar seara adun iosagul de pe c\u00e2mp, dupa care urmeaza presa de seara. Dupa cina ma duc la biblioteca satului cu prietenii, iar la 10 c\u00e2nd inchide biblioteca merem cu toata trupa la Costel, ca el are tipografie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dou\u0103 prietene \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, la telefon:<br>\u2013 Mario, mi-am g\u0103sit un prieten\u2026!<br>\u2013 Bravo, Helgo! Cum este, cum v\u0103 distra\u021bi?<br>\u2013 Eii, bini\u0219or. Suntem oameni eleva\u021bi. \u00cen fiecare sear\u0103 vine la mine \u2026eu g\u0103tesc, punem masa, glumim. El aduce flori, vin \u0219i dulciuri. M\u00e2nc\u0103m, bem, apoi ne \u00eembra\u021bi\u0219\u0103m \u0219i c\u00e2ntam c\u00e2ntece tiroleze\u2026<br>\u2013 Cum a\u0219a? Nu face\u021bi dragoste?<br>\u2013 Offf, tare mi-a\u0219i dori, dar este neputincios\u2026 \u0219i la v\u00e2rsta noastr\u0103\u2026 Spune-mi acum, tu cum e\u0219ti, Marie?<br>\u2013 P\u0103i m\u0103i Helgo, eu\u2026 sunt mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin ocupat\u0103. \u00cen fiecare sear\u0103 vine la cin\u0103, mo\u0219 Costache de la etajul doi. M\u00e2ncam ce am g\u0103tit, bem un rachiu\u2026 \u0219i apoi facem o partid\u0103 de dragoste nebun\u0103\u2026<br>\u2013 Tu vorbe\u0219ti serios?<br>\u2013 Da, m\u0103i Helga, ce putem face, suntem oameni simpli\u2026 \u0219i nu \u0219tim c\u00e2ntece tiroleze\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Niste reporteri de la TVR merg intr-un sat pentru a face un reportaj: cum isi petrece ziua baciu\u2019 Ion. Il roaga sa povesteasca ce face in cursul zilei.\u2013 Da, pai, dimineata ma scol, si trag un pahar de palinca\u2026\u2013 Stai, bace Ion. 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