{"id":6781,"date":"2026-03-06T14:47:04","date_gmt":"2026-03-06T14:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6781"},"modified":"2026-03-06T14:47:04","modified_gmt":"2026-03-06T14:47:04","slug":"ce-s-a-intamplat-cu-tine-de-esti-asa-distrus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6781","title":{"rendered":"Ce s-a intamplat cu tine de esti asa distrus?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"614\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_3113.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6783\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_3113.png 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_3113-298x300.png 298w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_3113-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip statea trist pe un scaun la bar.<br>Vine prietenul lui si il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ce s-a intamplat cu tine de esti asa distrus?<br>\u2013 Iti amintesti de fata aia superba de care ti-am povestit data trecuta?<br>\u2013 Tipa nou angajata la firma?<br>\u2013 Da, da, cea pe care numai trebuie sa o privesc si am o erectie puternica.<br>\u2013 Si ce s-a intamplat?<br>\u2013 Pai mi-am luat inima in dinti si am rugat-o sa iesim seara la o cina in oras si la ora 8 trebuia sa o iau de acasa.<br>\u2013 Si?<br>\u2013 Pai ca sa n-o sperii din prima seara mi-am legat p*** de picior si asa am plecat la ea acasa. Am sunat la usa si a aparut intr-o rochie mini cu un decolteu imens.<br>\u2013 Si ce s-a intimplat?<br>\u2013 I-am tras un picior in gura.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un v\u00e2n\u0103tor, urm\u0103rind un mistre\u0163 r\u0103nit, s-a afundat \u00een p\u0103dure \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi dea seama l-a prins noaptea \u015fi s-a r\u0103t\u0103cit. \u00centr-un t\u00e2rziu vede undeva o lumin\u0103 \u015fi, tot merg\u00e2nd c\u0103tre ea, ajunge la un ocol silvic. Bate la u\u015f\u0103 \u015fi apare p\u0103durarul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Te-ai r\u0103t\u0103cit, spune omul \u015fi \u00eel pofte\u015fte \u00een cas\u0103. Este t\u00e2rziu, r\u0103m\u00e2i aici p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i ar\u0103t drumul. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci stai la mas\u0103 cu noi, dar avem numai mamalig\u0103 cu br\u00e2nz\u0103.<br>Se a\u015feaz\u0103 r\u0103t\u0103citul la mas\u0103 \u015fi dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103 aproape tot ce are \u00een farfurie se adreseaz\u0103 gazdei:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103durarule, pot s\u0103 mai iau un pic de m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103? Uite, mi-a r\u0103mas un pic de br\u00e2nz\u0103\u2026<br>Nu trece mult \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103 din nou:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103durarule, pot s\u0103 mai iau un pic de br\u00e2nz\u0103? Uite c\u0103 mi-a mai r\u0103mas m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103\u2026<br>Dup\u0103 ce acestea se repet\u0103 de mai multe ori, adorm to\u0163i \u00een singura camer\u0103 unde era cald, p\u0103durarul cu nevasta \u00een pat \u015fi v\u00e2n\u0103torul pe o saltea pe jos. Dup\u0103 miezul nop\u0163ii vuietul v\u00e2ntului este acoperit de urletul unei haite de lupi. P\u0103durarul sare din pat ca ars, se \u00eembrac\u0103 pe \u00eentuneric r\u0103sturn\u00e2nd c\u00e2teva scaune \u015fi c\u00e2t ai clipi dispare \u00een noapte. \u00cen urma lui s-a a\u015fters lini\u015ftea. Dup\u0103 un timp v\u00e2n\u0103torul \u00eentreab\u0103 \u00een \u00eentuneric:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Oare st\u0103 mult?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>St\u0103 mult, \u00eei r\u0103spunde femeia \u00een \u015foapt\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Oare nu m\u0103 prinde dac\u0103\u2026? \u00eentreab\u0103 din nou v\u00e2n\u0103torul.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu te prinde m\u0103i omule, continu\u0103 femeia \u00eendemn\u00e2ndu-l pe v\u00e2n\u0103tor, c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 iese el \u00een calea lupilor la cap\u0103tul r\u00e2pei poate s\u0103 treac\u0103 toat\u0103 noaptea.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Zici c\u0103 nu m\u0103 prinde\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu te prinde, fii sigur. Hai, curaj!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Atunci, spune v\u00e2natorul, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 mai iau un pic de m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 cu br\u00e2nz\u0103\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f Un tip statea trist pe un scaun la bar.Vine prietenul lui si il intreaba:\u2013 Ce s-a intamplat cu tine de esti asa distrus?\u2013 Iti amintesti de fata aia superba de care ti-am povestit data trecuta?\u2013 Tipa nou angajata la firma?\u2013 Da, da, cea pe care numai trebuie sa o privesc si &#8230; <a title=\"Ce s-a intamplat cu tine de esti asa distrus?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6781\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ce s-a intamplat cu tine de esti asa distrus?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6782,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6781"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6784,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6781\/revisions\/6784"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}