{"id":6740,"date":"2026-01-29T11:57:32","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T11:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6740"},"modified":"2026-01-29T12:04:46","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T12:04:46","slug":"mai-ai-si-varianta-suna-un-prieten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6740","title":{"rendered":"Mai ai si varianta, suna un prieten"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"452\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_2029.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6742\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_2029.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_2029-300x222.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Asadar, mai ai un pas pana la un miliard de lei. Mai ai si <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=434\">varianta<\/a>, suna un prieten. Mergi mai departe sau te retragi?<br>\u2212 Merg mai departe..<br>\u2212 Foarte bine\u2026Care din urmatoarele pasari nu isi construiesc propriul cuib?<br>A. Prihorul B. Vrabia C. <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=434\">Cucul<\/a> D. Sturzul<br>\u2212 Nu am idee, o sa o sun pe prietena mea.<br>[\u2026]<br>\u2212 E simplu\u2026cucul este raspunsul.<br>\u2212 O sa merg pe mana ei, nu am idee. Deci raspuns final, cucul.<br>\u2212 Ai avut 500 de milioane, ai mers pe mana prietenei tale\u2026Si..ai castigat un miliard!<br>Seara o scoate pe prietena la restaurant.<br>\u2212 Ce fler ai avut, cum de ai stiut ca raspunsul este cucul?<br>\u2212 Ma mir ca nu ai stiut\u2026toata lumea stie ca, <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=434\">cucul<\/a> traieste in ceas\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=434\">URM\u0102TORUL<\/a> BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip mort de beat urca in autobuz si tipa:<br>\u2013 Cei de pe scaunele din spate sunteti niste bulangii, cei din mijloc sunteti niste maimutoi, iar cei din fata sunteti niste fii de <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=434\">c**ve<\/a>\u2026<br>Soferul pune o frana brusca, iar omul beat ajunge in mainile lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Sa vedem, imi <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=434\">poti repeta<\/a> daca ai tupeu cine sunt fiii de c**ve, maimutoii si bulangii?<br>Omul beat, serios, ii rasunde:<br>\u2013 De unde dracu sa mai stiu dupa frana pe care ai pus-o, ca i-ai amestecat pe toti\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un tip mort de beat urca in autobuz si tipa:\u2013 Cei de pe scaunele din spate sunteti niste bulangii, cei din mijloc sunteti niste maimutoi, iar cei din fata sunteti niste fii de c**ve\u2026Soferul pune o frana brusca, iar omul beat ajunge in mainile lui: &#8230; <a title=\"Mai ai si varianta, suna un prieten\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6740\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mai ai si varianta, suna un prieten\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6741,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6740"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6745,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6740\/revisions\/6745"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}