{"id":6733,"date":"2026-01-29T06:15:41","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T06:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6733"},"modified":"2026-01-29T06:22:08","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T06:22:08","slug":"care-e-cel-mai-paros-animal-ceexista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6733","title":{"rendered":"Care e cel mai paros animal ceexista?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>scoala la Zalau profa intreaba copiii: &#8211; Spuneti, copii, care e cel mai paros animal ce<br>exista?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ursul, spune un elev.<a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=468\">Vulpea<\/a>, altul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>lepurele, pisica, leul, etc. ceilalti.<br>Bula ridica si el m\u00e2na:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doamna de tranceza\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Pai cum, mai tampitule, <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=468\">ce ti-a venit<\/a>?\u2026 de unde ai scos si prostia asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; De la domnu&#8217; de desen, care a zis ca i-a trebuit<br>un an pana a p\u00e2rlit-o\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>        CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cei \u00eemprumu\u021bi <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=468\">prietenului<\/a> t\u0103u $4.000 anul trecut, iar de atunci refuz\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi returneze banii, fapt care v-a deteriorat mult prietenia.<br>\u00cel rogi s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=468\">\u00eenapoieze<\/a> m\u0103car $2.000 \u0219i s\u0103 uite de restul, pentru c\u0103 ai nevoie de bani. \u00ce\u021bi zice c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi poate da doar $1.500 pentru c\u0103 doar atat are. Nu ai alt\u0103 variant\u0103 \u0219i accep\u021bi. \u00cei trimi\u021bi contul t\u0103u ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi trimit\u0103 banii \u00een banc\u0103.<br>Te treze\u0219ti diminea\u021ba urm\u0103toare, \u00ee\u021bi verifici contul \u0219i vezi c\u0103 ai primit <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=468\">$15.000<\/a>.<br>Te ui\u021bi mirat, dar, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r \u00een contul t\u0103u sunt $15.000.<br>\u00ce\u021bi iei telefonul \u0219i g\u0103se\u0219ti 53 de apeluri pierdute de la prietenul t\u0103u \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 27 de mesaje implor\u00e2ndu-te s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eenapoiezi restul de $13.500, pentru c\u0103 a vrut s\u0103-\u021bi trimit\u0103 $1.500, dar din gre\u0219eal\u0103 a mai ad\u0103ugat un 0.<br>Ce o s\u0103 faci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u00cei trimi\u021bi \u00eenapoi $13.500?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u00ce\u021bi iei partea care \u021bi-o datora, $4.000?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103strezi toat\u0103 suma de $15.000?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>scoala la Zalau profa intreaba copiii: &#8211; Spuneti, copii, care e cel mai paros animal ceexista? Ursul, spune un elev.Vulpea, altul. lepurele, pisica, leul, etc. ceilalti.Bula ridica si el m\u00e2na: Doamna de tranceza\u2026 &#8211; Pai cum, mai tampitule, ce ti-a venit?\u2026 de unde ai scos si prostia asta? &#8211; De la domnu&#8217; de desen, care &#8230; <a title=\"Care e cel mai paros animal ceexista?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6733\" aria-label=\"Read more about Care e cel mai paros animal ceexista?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6734,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6733"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6737,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6733\/revisions\/6737"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}