{"id":6729,"date":"2026-01-29T06:04:13","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T06:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6729"},"modified":"2026-01-29T06:26:29","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T06:26:29","slug":"niste-reporteri-de-la-tvr-merg-intr-un-sat-pentru-a-face-un-reportaj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6729","title":{"rendered":"Niste reporteri de la TVR merg intr-un sat pentru a face un reportaj"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"891\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_2014.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_2014.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_2014-205x300.jpeg 205w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=476\">CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Niste reporteri de la TVR merg intr-un sat pentru a face un reportaj: cum isi petrece ziua baciu\u2019 Ion. Il roaga sa povesteasca ce face in cursul zilei.<br>\u2013 Da, pai, dimineata ma scol, si trag un pahar de palinca\u2026<br>\u2013 Stai, bace Ion. Nu va fi bine sa afle toata tara ca deja la prima ora bei. Spune, ca citesti ziarul\u2026<br>\u2013 Na, atunce\u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=476\">dimineata<\/a> ma scol, citesc ziarul. Dupa aia dau la porc sa m\u00e2nce, dupa care mai citesc inc\u2019 un ziar. P\u00e2na la pr\u00e2nz lucrez in atelier, in care timp citesc vreo doi-trei carti. La masa mai citesc vreo doua reviste, iar seara adun iosagul de pe c\u00e2mp, dupa care urmeaza presa de seara. Dupa cina ma duc la <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=476\">biblioteca<\/a> satului cu prietenii, iar la 10 c\u00e2nd inchide biblioteca merem cu toata trupa la Costel, ca el are tipografie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>            CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lectie intr-un institut agricol.<br>Un cuplu apare la curs si, pentru ca erau certati, fata se asaza in primul rand, iar b\u0103iatul in ultimul rand.<br>La un moment dat, <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=476\">profesorul<\/a> zice:<br>\u2013 Un taur sanatos trebuie sa aiba pana la 12 cuplari pe zi\u2026<br>Fata din primul rand:<br>\u2013 Ma scuzati, domnule profesor, cate?<br>\u2013 Pana la 12.<br>\u2013 Repetati, va rog, pentru ultimul rand!<br>B\u0103iatul din ultimul rand:<br>\u2013 Spuneti-mi, <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=476\">profesore<\/a>, este vorba de cuplarile cu o singura vaca sau cu 12?<br>\u2013 Desigur, cu 12.<br>\u2013 Multumesc. Repetati, va rog, si pentru primul rand\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Niste reporteri de la TVR merg intr-un sat pentru a face un reportaj: cum isi petrece ziua baciu\u2019 Ion. Il roaga sa povesteasca ce face in cursul zilei.\u2013 Da, pai, dimineata ma scol, si trag un pahar de palinca\u2026\u2013 Stai, bace Ion. Nu va fi bine sa afle toata tara &#8230; <a title=\"Niste reporteri de la TVR merg intr-un sat pentru a face un reportaj\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6729\" aria-label=\"Read more about Niste reporteri de la TVR merg intr-un sat pentru a face un reportaj\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6730,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6729"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6739,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6729\/revisions\/6739"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}