{"id":6716,"date":"2026-01-28T09:25:08","date_gmt":"2026-01-28T09:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6716"},"modified":"2026-01-28T09:33:08","modified_gmt":"2026-01-28T09:33:08","slug":"cu-o-zi-inaintea-nuntii-mirele-il-abordeaza-discret-pe-preot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6716","title":{"rendered":"Cu o zi \u00eenaintea nun\u0163ii, mirele \u00eel abordeaz\u0103 discret pe preot"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"540\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_1977.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6718\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_1977.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_1977-300x266.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cu o zi \u00eenaintea nun\u0163ii, mirele \u00eel abordeaz\u0103 discret pe <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6628\">preotul<\/a> care urma s\u0103 oficieze slujba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Uite, p\u0103rinte, hai s\u0103 ne \u00eentelegem. lti dau 100 de euro dac\u0103 schimbi pu\u0163in jur\u0103mintele. As aprecia foarte mult dac\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd ajungi la partea aia \u00een care trebuie s\u0103 jur c\u0103 o s\u0103 o iubesc, respect si c\u0103 o s\u0103 fiu fiu devotat pentru tot restul vie\u021bii, nu o mai zici. Treci si dumneata peste. <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6628\">Mirele<\/a> \u00eei paseaz\u0103 preotului bani \u0219i pleac\u0103 bucuros c\u0103 a rezolvat o problema. In ziua nun\u021bii, cand vine momentul pentru jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul mirelui, preotul se uit\u0103 \u00een ochii b\u0103rbatului si spune;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Juri s\u0103 te <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6628\">t\u00e2r\u0103sti<\/a> la picioarele ei, s\u0103 \u00eei asculti fiecare porunc\u0103 si fiecare dorin\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 ii servesti micul dejun \u00een pat \u00een fiecare dimineat\u0103 de acum inainte \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd moartea v\u0103 va desp\u0103r\u0163i \u0219i juri in fata Domnului si in fata so\u021biei tale ca nu te vei uita niciodat\u00e0 la alta femeie, at\u00e2t c\u00e2t veti fi in viat\u0103? T\u00e2n\u0103rul mire se albeste la fa\u0163\u0103, \u00eenghite greu, se uit\u00e0 in jur si zice cam f\u0103r\u0103 voce:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Da. Apoi se apleac\u0103 spre preot si \u00eei spune printre dinti:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Am crezut c\u0103 avem o \u00eentelegere! Preotul \u00eei pune bancnota de <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6628\">100 de euro<\/a> inapoi in m\u00e2n\u0103 si \u00eei sopteste:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Aveam, dar ea mi-a f\u0103cut o ofert\u0103 mai bun\u0103!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>         CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip mort de beat urca in autobuz si tipa:<br>\u2013 Cei de pe scaunele din spate sunteti niste bulangii, cei din mijloc sunteti niste maimutoi, iar cei din fata<a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?page_id=1535\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"1535\"> sunteti niste<\/a> fii de c**ve\u2026<br>Soferul pune o frana brusca, iar omul beat ajunge in mainile lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Sa vedem, imi poti repeta daca ai tupeu cine sunt fiii de <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6628\">c**ve<\/a>, maimutoii si bulangii?<br>Omul beat, serios, ii rasunde:<br>\u2013 De unde dracu sa mai stiu dupa frana pe care ai pus-o, ca i-ai amestecat pe toti\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Cu o zi \u00eenaintea nun\u0163ii, mirele \u00eel abordeaz\u0103 discret pe preotul care urma s\u0103 oficieze slujba: CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un tip mort de beat urca in autobuz si tipa:\u2013 Cei de pe scaunele din spate sunteti niste bulangii, cei din mijloc sunteti niste maimutoi, iar cei din fata &#8230; <a title=\"Cu o zi \u00eenaintea nun\u0163ii, mirele \u00eel abordeaz\u0103 discret pe preot\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6716\" aria-label=\"Read more about Cu o zi \u00eenaintea nun\u0163ii, mirele \u00eel abordeaz\u0103 discret pe preot\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6717,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6716"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6723,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6716\/revisions\/6723"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}