{"id":6705,"date":"2026-01-25T11:19:58","date_gmt":"2026-01-25T11:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6705"},"modified":"2026-01-25T11:19:58","modified_gmt":"2026-01-25T11:19:58","slug":"mai-ioane-ce-i-necazul-parca-esti-cam-abatut-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6705","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103i Ioane, ce-i necazul ? Parc\u0103 e\u0219ti cam ab\u0103tut"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"468\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_1878.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6707\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_1878.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_1878-300x230.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>M\u0103i Ioane, ce-i necazul ? Parc\u0103 e\u0219ti cam ab\u0103tut.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Petre drag\u0103, bai ca \u0103sta niciodat\u0103 n-am avut.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>M\u0103i Ioane, ca-ntre prieteni, \u021bi-a luat foc \u0219ura cu paie?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Uite, vin de la un doctor \u0219i o zis c-o s\u0103 mi-o taie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>S\u0103 \u021bi-o taie? zice Petre c\u0103sc\u00e2nd ochii de uimire.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce s\u0103-i faci m\u0103i Petre drag\u0103, boala nu \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 de \u0219tire.<br>De trei zile nu se scoal\u0103, nu \u0219tiu ce m\u0103 fac cu ea.<br>N-o pot scoate nici pe-afar\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 boala se ia?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ioi Ioane, ai cu capul? Cum s\u0103 faci una ca asta?<br>Mai bine \u021bine-o ascuns\u0103, s\u0103 \u021bi-o vad\u0103 doar nevasta.<br>N-ai c\u0103tat vreun leac, vreo bab\u0103, s\u0103-i desc\u00e2nte ca s\u0103-\u021bi treac\u0103?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Am c\u0103tat diverse leacuri, dar degeaba c\u0103-i tot bleag\u0103.<br>Prima dat\u0103, ca tot omul, cu o\u021bet am tot frecat-o,<br>Mirosea de-\u021bi muta nasul. Dou\u0103 zile am sp\u0103lat-o.<br>Am dat-o cu alifie. Cred c\u0103 era expirat\u0103,<br>Fiindc\u0103 i-a picat tot p\u0103rul \u0219i se \u00eenfoiase toat\u0103.<br>Petric\u0103 \u00eeng\u0103lbene\u0219te. Nu-i venea deloc s\u0103 cread\u0103<br>Ce curaj avea Ionic\u0103. Lucru f\u0103r\u0103 de t\u0103gad\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>La vreun doctor tu ajuns-ai? Vru iar Petre ca s\u0103 \u0219tie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Doctorul a zis c-o taie \u0219i \u00eemi d\u0103 doar pielea mie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ionele, treaba-i clar\u0103. Mintea-n cap \u00ee\u021bi cam danseaz\u0103.<br>Ce s\u0103 mai faci tu cu pielea? Sau, cumva \u021bi-o \u00eemp\u0103iaz\u0103?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>O \u00eentind \u0219i \u00eemi fac tob\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 duc cu plugu\u0219orul.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Vai Ioane, bolunzit-ai? S\u0103 te vad\u0103 tot poporul?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cel mai r\u0103u de-acu, \u00eei pare la nevasta mea frumoas\u0103.<br>Ce mai m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia la d\u00e2nsa \u0219i \u00een curte dup\u0103 cas\u0103.<br>\u00cei era a\u0219a de drag\u0103 c\u0103 pe frunte-o s\u0103ruta.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dute-n tr\u0103snet m\u0103i Ioane! Cum s\u0103 faci a\u0219a ceva?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Acu&#8217;, trec \u0219i peste asta \u0219i \u00een t\u00e2rg, la prim\u0103var\u0103,<br>M\u0103 duc s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r alta, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 fac de ocar\u0103.<br>Petre iar \u00ee\u0219i miji ochii \u0219i e galben de mirare.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Unde ai v\u0103zut Ioane? \u00cen ce t\u00e2rg sunt de v\u00e2nzare?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Se g\u0103sesc \u00een t\u00e2rg m\u0103i Petre, mici \u0219i mari, de care-i vrea,<br>A\u0219 lua una mai crud\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 folosesc de ea.<br>O pun pe a mea nevast\u0103 s\u0103 o mulg\u0103, s\u0103-i dea paie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hopa! Ia stai tu Ioane. Ce-au zis doctorii c\u0103-\u021bi taie?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Vaca, Petre, c\u0103-i bolnav\u0103 \u0219i boala leac nu mai are,<br>Dar tu ce credeai m\u0103i Petre, de te miri a\u0219a de tare?<br>Mintea la prostii \u00ee\u021bi \u0219ade, dar n-am eu a\u0219a n\u0103past\u0103,<br>D-aia \u00ee\u021bi cam luceau ochii c\u00e2nd vorbeam de-a mea nevast\u0103!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6706,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6705"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6708,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6705\/revisions\/6708"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}